Bad Migraines!! Noooo Biscuit!!

 "Shhhhhhh!  Mom's been having migraines all weekend.

And it's been rainy so her ankle hurts too."

 "Do you think if I look cute enough someone will

take me out anyway?  Anyone?  Bueller?  Anyone?

Hellloooooo!  Pssst!  Who's Bueller, Star?"

 "We're playing migraine in the middle while Star tries to zap it with Supr Skrt Ninja Lazer Eyes from the hall.  We're sure this will work!!"

 "Uh, guys??  I don't think it worked.

Mom just pulled out that Imitrex sticky thing again."

"Oh noes!!  Not the Supr Supr Skrt MOMMY Ninja Powers!!

Run away!  Run away!!"

What All Moms & Dads Need Today...

 "No, you don't need to know how much you weigh.  Nu, nu, eat... you're so thin, how you gonna get a new kitty, you're so thin??"

 "But you do need to take the baby for a walk.  No, really!!"

 "However, after that, it's time for a nap... or maybe two."

"And incredible cuteness.  New studies have shown that cuteness helps ease the pain of migraines, depression, chronic pain and

aids in insomnia.  Trussssst us!!  We are expurrts!!"

"This is mom this week.  Knives and I are making her feel

better though!  He's in the window perch and I'm laying down

on the floor under him after mom kept telling me that he had

it first today.  I'm being soooOOOooo good.  (even if I didn't

come in from outside when mom wanted to come in

and she had to pick me up and carry me hissssss)"

PS if you love black cats like everyone in my Forever Home, please check out Handsome!  He looks like me and he is lovey dovey too!!  Thanks!! - Audrey

Mom, Us & Handsome Needs A Home!

 "I'm really enjoying going outside on my leash...

except when cars go by!"

 "So I ask everyone to take me-out!

Mom can't find my smaller leash though."

 "We've been taking good care of mom because she's been having

lots of migraines & stuff due to the weather & stress over green papers & stuff.  Jennifer is graduating High School this year!" - Star

"And the house needs cleaning." - Zaphoid

"Hey!  I'm not the one spraying everywhere!!  I'm just fighting with Audrey... um... ah... playing, I meant playing!!" - Knives

"I love my new Forever Home!!  Well, except for that stinky ole' yellow cat Knives.  Everyone here loves black cats and I look just like my twin brother from another mother, Star!  I was adopted from Chrystal's Cat House.  Guess what?!?  They have another black cat up for adoption who looks just like us!!  Jennifer wanted to adopt him too but mom said five kitties in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde is the most we can have.  Otherwise we would adopt Handsome!!  Please go visit him and see if your home is his Forever Home!!"

"Don't forget to check out Cat Blogosphere for all the kitties

who need purrs & prayers!  Even if we don't send a message,

we always are sending them out! 

PS if you get migraines too, you can go to our shop

and see the stuff we put up with this graphic"

Did YOU Put It Somewhere Zaphy??

 "Mom's Imitrex self-injector is missing."

 "As you can see, I am totally innocent of everything!!"

 "I have NO idea how those treats went missing!!  No, really!!!"

 "BTW  Mom's godson's wife let mommy know that their

baby daughter is home from the hospital!!  YAY!!

Thanks to everyone for their purrs & prayers!!

The love of Star's life, Admiral, is doing better

but could still use purrs & prayers!"

"This is mommy.  I wonder if her kittens can find her self-injector now that they're home from their dad's house?  Mommy used me for the cat here because I'm soooOOOooo Emo.  I'm not sure how that makes sense but mommy said it did."  ::goes back to sleep::

Da Boys Are Bilingual!!

 "I didn't go outside until yesterday because of the cold.  When we say we want to go out or come in mom only holds the door for so long.  It doesn't take me long to check and see what the weather is like!!"

 "She counts 1, 2, 3 in English... but if we don't respond she repeats it in German.  That's when we realize mom is serious!  Mom learned a little bit of German from her late father who was stationed there in the Navy.  Then she took it in High School and at the University."

 "As you can see, I just have to roll even when it's cold!!

Mom talks to us in German when we're really bad as well.

We're bilingual and respond better to German sometimes."

 "However, last night I was very very very good!!

I came inside early!!  So mom didn't have to call me!

Ha ha ha!  I got treats first!  muahahahahahahaha!"

"Mom's had a lot of migraines lately but insurance says

she can only have nine a month.  She finished putting in the

new products in the shop and then put in some new graphics.

We wouldn't let her until she felt better."