Zaphoid looks perturbed, "There is a woman
in the kitchen with dad putting paper on the floor!!!"
"And part of the pear tree we love to climb
that daddy says is too close to the house
split in two (or maybe thirds) and fell onto the roof!!"
"Mom and some people next door have already
taken some of it down but mom said we'd need
someone with a chainsaw to get the rest of it down."
"I'm more worried about the fact that they put
our food in the front bathroom!!
At least they didn't put it into
the laundry room with our litterbox!!!"
"What was that they said?? I hope they are
going to end up with our food back in the kitchen!!"
"I need the number for the
National Association for the Abuse
of Siamese Mixed Cats Whose
Food is Put in Other Rooms??"
"Well, I'll just have to do it later. I've got to do my nails!"
"Hands off my food!! etcetera"
(and you can get anything here from T-shirts to pet bowls to mugs to ...)