"Shhhhhhh! Mom's been having migraines all weekend.
And it's been rainy so her ankle hurts too."
"Do you think if I look cute enough someone will
take me out anyway? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?
Hellloooooo! Pssst! Who's Bueller, Star?"
"We're playing migraine in the middle while Star tries to zap it with Supr Skrt Ninja Lazer Eyes from the hall. We're sure this will work!!"
"Uh, guys?? I don't think it worked.
Mom just pulled out that Imitrex sticky thing again."
"Oh noes!! Not the Supr Supr Skrt MOMMY Ninja Powers!!
Run away! Run away!!"