We don't know if it's safe to come out anymore!! Mom & dad have been moving things around!! The waterbed is in pieces in the living room!!! They have the foamy bed thing in their bedroom on top of the camp bed [medieval camp bed used when reenacting]
and we don't know what to make of it!! Zaphy & Star & that Kitten have all been on it and gotten treats but none of us have really slept on it yet. It creaks!!! We might fall off! What if they're {gasp} moving!!! But the only thing weird is the waterbed thingee. Well, that and Jen's room being clean. Well, and dad not having a mattress on his futon anymore. Well, and that thing that they have in front of our cat tree. Okay, it may be time to worry boys.
Zaph, I shall always be the better spy. Why do you think that??
Did you hear that?? You mean that treat over there about 2 cm ...
Never let them see you worry. Got it boss... what about treats??
Don't be silly.
MOM! Pay Attention!!
the middle way... mom was tired!