"Oh hi! As you can see I have hijacked the blog today."
"This is one of my favorite places in the whole wide world to be."
"You're not going to wash my ears again are you??"
"Whew! Hijacking is exhausting! I'd better take a nap!"
"My boy has one of these t-shirts to show that he is protected by ME!!"
PS as soon as mom feels better we'll let her update the store but not until then