Friday, August 26, 2011

Audrey's Foster Mom Chystal Needs YOUR Help!!

All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde & our Feeders
are purring & praying that YOU (or somecat you know)
will be able to help Audrey's foster mom Chrystal!!

"Mom & dad & Jennifer & Corwyn fell in love with me from the first time they saw me on Chrystal's website!  (this proves how smart they are!)  It took some time for Da Boys to get used to me living here but mom was patient (and the Valerian helped!) and now I am bestest friends with everycat but stinky ole' Knives (well, I tolerate him if he doesn't get into my stuff or stare at me or mess with me or..

"This is me as a baby at my Foster Mom Chrystal's Cathouse!
I was called Sparkles then but now my name is
Lady Audrey Nova StarWatcher!  Don't I look cute!!"

"I worry about the number of cats & kittens who need
Forever Homes right now!  Please please please go see
the cats & kittens who need homes!  Trust us!  You can't go
wrong with one of her furfriends!  When it's time to adopt
again we're going back there for our new Horde member!!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Audrey's Perch...

 "I don't know, I think I like the other paint can better."

 "You will tell me where you put the other paint can!!"

 "What'cha looking at??"

 "Hey!!  I didn't say you could follow me!!!"

"We're sitting on mom a lot nowadays.  But once she can, she wants to change around our shop for us.  We're thinking about taking some old stuff out, put 'new' stuff in & maybe take out some sections & have those just as fitted t-shirts, mugs, blah blah blah.  Oh yeah!  And we need to put up Halloween stuff in!!"

Monday, August 22, 2011

Da Celebration Report! Read All About It!!

 "So, do you know why mom did bring back BBQ for us??"

 "Mom's how old??  How much is that in cat years??" - Audrey
"Don't ask, don't tell." - Star
"You know, she got that cat necklace for her birthday when she was 11 and wanted earrings to match ever since she got it." - Zaphy

 "And dad had someone called Thomas the Lapidary make
 the earrings to match.  Mom squeed when she opened
the box at Christmas!  Daddy always does good." - Star

 "I want to know why dad named his upright bass Clyster." - Knives
"It's a band member's family name." - Zaphy
"OooOOOooo." ::shakes head:: "I still don't get it." - Knives
"Now there's a shock!" - Star
"What??" - Knives

"Mom got some great paper to play with,
but we can't have the balloons."

PS thanks to everycat who said Happy Purrday to our mom!

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Celebrating Saturday!! (or why we wouldn't let mom on the 'puter)

 "Friday the 19th of August was mom's 50th birthday."

 "You will stay in bed and rest for your party mom!!"

 "You will not get on the 'puter!!"
"Except to look at my adorable Admiral" - Star

 "You will not... hey!  What's that?!"

 "You will nap."

 "You will nap."
 "You will nap."
 "You will nap."
"And then you will have a purrfect birthday party tonight... 
even if we have to force you!!  Get it neow meom??"

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Tabby Tuesday: Knives Shows Off His Stripes

Star just came up for the second time this morning and said I have to get OFF of the laptop.  Ergo...

Friday, August 12, 2011

Friendly Friday... No, Really!!

 "You make such a nice pillow!!"

 "You make a nice pillow too, Star!!"
 "But I have to say that I adore sleeping with Zaphy the bestest!"

"I've gotten closer than this to Audrey but don't tell anyone!!!"

"I REALLY want to be friendly with the
Peacock & the Peahens but they're scary!!"
"We like Valerian tea, our Feeders drink other kinds of tea."

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Table Thursday...

 "First, get on the table."

 "Check for Feeders."

 "Make sure there is plenty of food & water
handy in case you need a snack."

 "Find a comfortable spot on the table.
Feel free to knock things off if you need to."

 "Put your head down and.....zzzzzzzzzzz"

 "It's always a good idea to set a guard to let you know
when a Feeder comes by so you can look innocent."

 "Always blame another cat in the house or your Evile Twin."

"Hey!  Without me, what would the Feeders have to do?!?"

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Happy Birthday Jennifer!!

 "I'm making you a cake!!  No, really!!"

 "Aren't I a wonderful present??
And check out the nifty recyclable packing!!"

 "My fur will look impeccable for your 18th birthday Jennifer!!"

 "I am giving you my very best purrs & pettings for your birthday!!"

Happy 18th Birthday Jennifer!!
Zaphoid, Star, Knives & Audrey
Mom, Dale, Sarah & Corwyn

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Is It Live or Is It Memorex??

 "Guess which black cat I am?!?"

 "Am I live or am I memorex??  hehehe!"

"Double shot!!  Who's who?!?!"

 "Don't worry mom, we'll make the bed after we're done sleeping."

 "Poohbears!!  Mom caught us sleeping together
with dad last night!  Come on, Audrey!  Hiss at
me a little bit so she doesn't get the wrong idea!"
"Mom didn't sleep much last night."