Can't Clean Without Serfs

Warning!  Warning!  Danger Will Robinson!!  If you don't like to clean, don't read this!!  Now you have to understand that I used to love to clean.  No, really!!  The cats would follow me around going "Mom??  Mom??  What are you doing??"  I would get down on my knees and scrub the kitchen floor with a scrub brush.  I made sure that my counters were clean every night (and shooed all the baby cats off of them!).  ::sigh::  But now, I can't do that.  My cats won't let me.

"I'm sorry mom, but you can't get up right now."

You see??  I'm trapped.  And when he gets down, he gets into my closet!!  I have to deal with that!!

Everyone is in on it.

It doesn't matter if I've put on shorts and just planned to exercise!!

"This is actually my favorite position to keep mom down

but for some reason she moves me after awhile.

She keeps saying something about how much I weigh.  ::sigh::"

Now if I could just get Da Boys to help me.  Hmmmm.  I mean really, Thomas is always all over.  Zaphy has several places he hangs out in when he's feeling fine, Mister Kitten could do the bed & the the floors, & Star could take care of vacuuming them the carpet as well as doing my office.  No, really!!

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