"Calling all Cats!! Calling all Cats!! Emergency!! Emergency!!"
"We checked on daily dose of dogs (aka cats with your coffee)
this morning"
"Chrystal is VERY worried!! And so are WE!!"
"There are TWO Very Sick Kitties in isolation, one of whom is Mitts who was displaced by flood!! We're pacing, purring & playing for them to GET WELL NOW!!"
"The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde needs YOU!! Yes, YOU! Your Feeders! Your Furfriends!! (even the woofies)
Pass this message everywhere you can!!
GO GO GO GO GO!!! This is a CATNIP ALERT!!"