Mister Kitten and the Mouse from the House of Cats

Star says, "Once upon a time, there was a package that came from Amy and the House of Cats.  When mom opened it, it had that icky stuff that mom puts in between our shoulders [Zaphy nudges him, "Hey!  You have to admit that we don't have the itty bitty biting things afterwards."  Star rolls his eyes & sighs, "Do you mind?"  "Oh, right," says Zaphy, "Carry on."] ahem, and some really cool catnip mousies."



He sits up taller, "At any rate, this morning the baby,"
 "Hey!!" interjects Mister Kitten, "I resent that!  I'm gonna be three in July!"
Star stares at the ceiling and sighs, "Alright, this morning the Kitten,"
"That's better."
"I'm ever so pleased for you.  May I continue?"
Mister Kitten nods.
Star closes his eyes, mutters a few words to Bast, and continues, "This morning Mister Kitten decided to steal my favorite mousie," he pauses and stares at Mister Kitten, "he had a grand time playing with it hither and yon until it viciously knocked itself under one of the dressers.  Of course, Mister Kitten immediately threw himself into emergency mode to try to save the mousie from being lost."

"Here I am supervising Mister Kitten's attempt to rescue my mousie!"

Star continues, "Mister Kitten tried everything he could but nothing worked.  Finally we had to call in mom.  Mom got down on the floor (we waited a long time to call in mom because we didn't want her to do this) and she got out the mousie (and a video and a piece of paper and and and).  Yay mousie!!!  Yay mom!!!"

"Mister Kitten is still playing with MY mousie!!"

Star harrumphs and cleans his left paw, "It's okay, Mister Kitten may do well with catnip mousies, but I am still the superior Mighty Hunter."  He preens some more.  "Uh-oh!  Here comes mom!  Gotta go!"

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde do not disdain the use of modern technology in their Mighty Hunting.  However this points to an Organic Women's Fitted T-Shirt in Pomegranate color!