"Hmmmm, everycat is outside but dumb ole' Knives.
Guess I'll have to take care of mom's pinkeye."
"First of all, I am not dumb! I am very good at taking care of mom! Even if she says I can't lay on her legs too long because I'm too heavy (which I'm not!)."
"Wow! It's exhausting trying to amuse mom!! Hey!
Where'd my hair band go?? Oh! Here it is!"
"Is that dad?? Never mindzzzzzzz."
"You do know they call them treats for a reason. Right??"