"Friday the 19th of August was mom's 50th birthday."
"You will stay in bed and rest for your party mom!!"
"You will not get on the 'puter!!"
"Except to look at my adorable Admiral" - Star
"You will not... hey! What's that?!"
"You will nap."
"You will nap."
"You will nap."
"You will nap."
"And then you will have a purrfect birthday party tonight...
even if we have to force you!! Get it neow meom??"