Friday, July 2, 2010
"We interrupt your blogs to bring this breaking news story!
We have heard from Tanis du Quat DragonSlayer's mom!
She hasn't seen him eating but she knows he's drinking
because he's using the litter box again!"
"Our Supr Sekrt Reporter reports that
his mom reports that he is feeling much better.
But he doesn't look as fat as he does in this picture.
She thanks everyone for the baby food idea and
will try it out tonight since she gets paid today.
Keep up those purrs!!"
"Hello, this is your reporter StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty.
First up, our brother Tanis duQuat DragonSlayer is still at home.
(At least so far as we know. His mom hasn't called her dad.)"
"I've spent a lot of time hanging out with
mom because she's been sick.
Well... with a few forays over to the dirty laundry.
It's piled up enough that I can almost jump to it from the bed.
As it is, I have to traverse dad's night stand.
I hope he doesn't catch me!!"
"This Super Sekret Special Report... [What?? Oh...]
This Special Report brought to you by Zaphoid Beeblebrox.
My young mom (who is the daughter of my other mom) and
her brother are going to their dad's house for the summer.
[What?? Right.] They are leaving today.
But they're coming home every other weekend."
"The pear tree has been taken down
An anonymous man, who shall remain nameless,
came by and took it down with a chainsaw.
We will miss seeing the woodpecker."
"This Special Report just in. The Feeders are STILL PAINTING!
As you'll see in this horrendous picturre below,
they have not returned our food to it's proper place!!
This makes it especially hard for Zaphy to find his food.
However, he is going out again. We are pleased."
Sir Thomas of Snuggle and Mister Kitten
nap in protest of the food and water
being moved to the bathroom.
(the only place we could really put it!)
"And that's all the new's that's fit to print.
We thank you for tuning in to the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde News!!
Hmmmm, do I smell treats?!?!?!"