Everycat in the Horde has been getting
ON the kitchen table for the last two weeks.
"Ha!! As you can see, I am laying innocently with Jennifer!"
"It certainly could not have been me, I've been guarding
the house from any cats or woofies approaching the
house during the day (I'm not allowed outside at night)."
"Pianos don't count as tables and I was never there. No, really!!"
"Obviously, it was my Evile Twin.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!"