Tuesday, August 3, 2010

And It's Neck and Neck!! or Is That Snooze and Snooze??

Thomas - "Welcome back to our exciting coverage of the First Annual Everycat Sleeping Contest!  We hope that you've been enjoying seeing these excellent competitors napping!"
Zaphoid - "I know that it certainly makes me sleepy!"

Thomas - "As you can see by our scoreboard, we have a number of entrants who are tied for first, second, third, and fourth place!!"
Zaphoid - "What about cat-e-glorys?"

Thomas - "Let me check with mom."
Zaphoid - "I don't suppose I can take a nap while you do that, can I?"
Thomas - "Only if it's a capnap."
Zaphoid - "I'm a cat!!  That goes without saying... unless of course, I take a snooze or such."

Thomas - "Mom says their cat-e-glory will be in their graphic for every place after third."
Zaphoid - "Oh!  So if a cat entered at all but only placed they would get a graphic that might say 'First Annual Everycat Sleeping Contest Entry - Synchronized Sleeping'!  That makes a lot of sense given the number of entries.  Eventually we'll have enough entries to have some for each cat-e-glory."
Thomas - "Precisely!  Due to the number of entries who are tied, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde would like to leave this poll open until Fursday... ahem!  Thursday or until such a time as we cat-preciously determine a clear-cut top three by the time we convince mom to feed us and then get us online"
Zaphoid - "Thank you all for joining us and we hope that you will join us again for the next edition of coverage of the First Annual Everycat Sleeping Contest!!  Now we take can take naps!!!"

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