"What?? Dad just asked mom if she had a hair dryer!!"
"Mom asked him if he meant one like the one
hanging beside the bathroom mirror."
"Daddy found it and said he'd never seen mom use it. Riiiiiiight."
"Oh no!! Maybe daddy needs to see Dr. Grumpy!!"
"Oh wait!! Dr. Grumpy is online... hmmm...
I wonder if mommy's neurologist can see him?"