"Guess which black cat I am?!?"
"Am I live or am I memorex?? hehehe!"
"Double shot!! Who's who?!?!"
"Don't worry mom, we'll make the bed after we're done sleeping."
"Poohbears!! Mom caught us sleeping together
with dad last night! Come on, Audrey! Hiss at
me a little bit so she doesn't get the wrong idea!"
"Mom didn't sleep much last night."