"Oh hi! Nothing to see here, move along, move along."
"You realize you'll be in trouble when mom catches you."
"That the stinky cat from next door is spraying on our stuff again??"
"Okay, now part of your job guarding the house is
to keep an eye out for that stinky cat from next door."
"Okay mom, I'll try to see where the other files went because this one is way too small and we're missing a bunch of other Cafepress files."