Rule #1 - You must sit politely to get your treat(s).
[generally Da Boys get 1-2 at any treat time]
"See? I'm sitting all the way down mom! No, really!"
Rule #2 - No pushing, shoving, or trying to take someone else's treat. If you do, you have to go last.
Mister Kitten - "I didn't see anyone doing that!"
Zaphoid - "It wasn't me!!"
Rule #3 - Thou shall not stare at the treat drawer in an effort to make mom give you treats in the middle of the day (even if this works half the time because you are soooOOOooo cute!).
"You are getting sleeeeeepy. Very sleeeeeepy.
You want to give me treeeeeeeats!"
"You are getting sleeeeeepy. Very sleeeeeepy.
You want to give me treeeeeeeats!"
"Lookee! We helped mom put up all of the 'This is my costume!'s and the first of the Trick or Treat section yesterday!! Wheeeee! Oh wait, there's a lot more to come! Oh dear, and then Winter Holidays. Hmmmm, we just might need a nap now. Sorry mom!"