Happy Gotcha Day Audrey!!!

Once upon a time there was a little kitten named Sparkles.  She lived in Chrystal's Cat House with her brother.  Sparkles was happy playing with toys and her brother and the other cats.  But one day someone wanted to adopt her brother.  Having her brother find a Forever Home was a good thing but the Feeder who wanted him could not take her as well.  This made Sparkles very sad.  She began to hiss at the other kitties in the cat house.  She still loved to play with Feeders and love on them but she couldn't be with other kitties and Chrystal couldn't find her a Forever Home because everyone wanted a kitty that was good with other cats.  So Chrystal put out a plea for someone who would be willing to give this poor unhappy a Forever Home.

It just so happened that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde and their Feeders had been enjoying the picture of Sparkles because she looked just like StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty (except she was smaller and a girl).  Now the mom of the TMNKH has a looooong experience with adjusting new cats to the Horde (39 years).  She talked to dad.  They talked about it for awhile and then talked to the younger feeders.  Everybody agreed that Sparkles absolutely needed to become the newest member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde!!  So mom emailed Chrystal.  Chrystal was SO excited!!  She couldn't believe that someone wanted to give Sparkles a Forever Home.  Mom told her that even if it took a year it wasn't a problem.

We met Chrystal at the border of Tennessee and Kentucky.  We were all so excited!!  We couldn't afford to give her a box of toys or food so we gave her all of the coupons we could for food (human and four foot!!) and cleaning supplies etcetera.  It was amazing when we met her.  But meeting our wonderful baby girl was the best.  It was obvious that Star was her twin brother of another mother!  On the way home it was decided.  Sparkles became Lady Audrey Nova StarWatcher.  She did so well on the ride home!!  Everyone got a chance to hold her.

"That's enough mom!!  Now I'd like to invite everycat (okay, the

woofies can come too) to my Gotcha Day pawty!!  We've got

greenies & grass.  We've got gooshy food!  We've got toys & paper towels to shred.  And we have boxes boxes boxes!!  Wheeeee!!

Some News First

We wanted to let those of you who don't already know, that dad has left the building.  He is now living with another Feeder, a very nice cat and three woofies.  They take him, the nice Feeder for a drag every morning.  Mom and they are still friends.  Star misses dad.  This has stressed all of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde though.  Because of that stress they're having a pissing contest (no, really!!).  So mom went to Petco via Billmelater (a paypal thing) and bought us a LOT of toys and two new kitty condos so we will have three condos as well as a second window perch (hey mom!  why didn't you get us three??).  We hope that those things will help us destress so that stinky ole' Knives won't chase everyone and fight with Star.