"Hi!! Mom's been really really tired and stuff but I've been having fun in this tunnel thingy. My twin brother of another mother says I have lazer eyes just like him! He's been teaching me to be a Ninja. Why does mom say that's a bad thing??"
"Mom's computer programs have been being bad. I offered
to eat them for her but she said I eat too much already. I told
her I only weigh 14.5# and I'm staaaaaarving!! No, really!!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey! When are you going to
open the window so I can go out mom??"
"Jen here! This is me at my graduation with my mom!"
"We were going to go to Jen's graduation but we couldn't get OUT!"