Friday, July 2, 2010

All the News That's Fit to Print...

"Hello, this is your reporter StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty.
First up, our brother Tanis duQuat DragonSlayer is still at home.
(At least so far as we know.  His mom hasn't called her dad.)"

"I've spent a lot of time hanging out with
mom because she's been sick.
Well... with a few forays over to the dirty laundry.
It's piled up enough that I can almost jump to it from the bed.
As it is, I have to traverse dad's night stand.
I hope he doesn't catch me!!"

"This Super Sekret Special Report... [What??  Oh...]
This Special Report brought to you by Zaphoid Beeblebrox.
My young mom (who is the daughter of my other mom) and
her brother are going to their dad's house for the summer.
[What??  Right.]  They are leaving today.
But they're coming home every other weekend."

"The pear tree has been taken down
An anonymous man, who shall remain nameless,
came by and took it down with a chainsaw.
We will miss seeing the woodpecker."

"This Special Report just in.  The Feeders are STILL PAINTING!
As you'll see in this horrendous picturre below,
they have not returned our food to it's proper place!!
This makes it especially hard for Zaphy to find his food.
However, he is going out again.  We are pleased."
Sir Thomas of Snuggle and Mister Kitten
nap in protest of the food and water
being moved to the bathroom.
(the only place we could really put it!)

"And that's all the new's that's fit to print.
We thank you for tuning in to the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde News!!
Hmmmm, do I smell treats?!?!?!"
bumper snicker


  1. oh my Cat!
    Take a few days off and look what we miss! Mommy, you will Never be allowed Not To Blog again, EVAR.

    We will join the Nap of Protest against the fudz & water in the human litter box room. Feeders, you must paint!

    Last but not least, many huge purrs that Tanis will eat! We hope he feels better, soon.

  2. Oh..No. I hope you mom is feeling better. Good job of taking care of her. Maybe you could help her with the laundry, that might help her recover quicker. Have a great weekend.

  3. Hope your mom feels better.

  4. Star says, "Well, it's much better than the laundry room which is the only other space available in the house is where our litter box is!!!"

    "As for the painting, it's being done by some other Feeder than our Feeders. She sings very pretty. We think we heard something about dad helping record some things for her. She does a lot of songs she's written about historical events, especially women's history.