Showing posts with label Supr Skrt Ninja Powers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Supr Skrt Ninja Powers. Show all posts

Monday, March 28, 2011

Bad Migraines!! Noooo Biscuit!!

 "Shhhhhhh!  Mom's been having migraines all weekend.
And it's been rainy so her ankle hurts too."

 "Do you think if I look cute enough someone will
take me out anyway?  Anyone?  Bueller?  Anyone?
Hellloooooo!  Pssst!  Who's Bueller, Star?"

 "We're playing migraine in the middle while Star tries to zap it with Supr Skrt Ninja Lazer Eyes from the hall.  We're sure this will work!!"

 "Uh, guys??  I don't think it worked.
Mom just pulled out that Imitrex sticky thing again."

"Oh noes!!  Not the Supr Supr Skrt MOMMY Ninja Powers!!
Run away!  Run away!!"

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Learning Supr Skrt Ninja Skills!!

 "The first Supr Skrt Ninja Power I learned was
stealing dad's hair bands off of his bedside table."

 "Then I learned how to lay in wait for my stinky
brother Knives to come by and pester me."

 "It is very very important for a Ninja to wheedle treats
from Feeders.  Treats help us stay strong.  No, really!!"

 "Learning Supr Sekrt Ninja Skills make you really thirsty.  I love
the new fountain mom got with the prize we won!  It not only
bubbles but it's very Zen looking.  This is in keeping with everyone
but my stinky brother Knives having so much oriental blood in us.
I have been talking and talking and talking to everyone this morning
(but mom still won't let me out even when I said 'out'!  Mean ole' mommy!).  I've also been exercising, running up and down and all around.  Whenever one of my brothers is in the way I jump over them, really really high, and sometimes I somersault in midair too!!  I am becoming a Most Excellent Ninja Kitty!!"

"Hey Star?  What does mom mean by this??
Do you think she'll get us the blankie??"

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Yesterday: Star & Thomas

Da Boys know where my bed is now.  ::rolls eyes::  But I'm afraid they've deserted me for bedtime sleeping.  You see, my husband is an.... active sleeper.  I think sometimes he is enacting whatever he is dreaming.  No, really!!  Rather like the cats.  Everyone seems to have forgotten about hanging out in the window seat or on the pillow I keep on the other side of me safe from the whirlwind daddy person (to be avoided at every cost!!  well, except his feet, for some reason his feet were okay).  But the foam bed is smaller and it doesn't leave room at the bottom for all four kitty-cats.   Or at least that's their opinion at the moment.  We're being boycotted.

But only at night!  Zaphy is at my feet as we speak and I've had a few other visitors lately... but only one long enough to get on camera...

"Darn!  A flea!  This will make it harder
to keep her from detecting me!"

"I have tried using my Supr Skrt Ninja Powers
to lengthen the bed, alas to no avail!"

"Hel-lo!  Was that a treat back there?"

"This is the Cat Chi Gong method of drawing treats
that have gone over the edge of the bed back into your paws.
You can not achieve this method until you have attained a red collar.

In other news, Thomas was caught, not only sitting at the table at his normal chair (Thomas has a chair he likes to sit at as if he were waiting for dinner to be served... often when the bowls need refilling) but he pulled a major no-no that he hasn't done in a couple of years!!  (I think he's been trying his best to be a good example to the 'kitten' ever since I caught him doing something and read him the riot act and mentioned something like that... what can I say??  I have seriously smart cats!!)  At any rate, Thomas kept starting to get on the table.  I kept stopping him.  He kept starting.  I kept stopping.  Finally he just got up and pranced his way across the table the very minute that I started leaving the kitchen!!  Ha!!  Cat mommy has eyes in the back of her head!  Thommmmas!!  Skitter scatter!!  Harumph!


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