Get OFF the Table!! AGAIN!!

Everycat in the Horde has been getting

ON the kitchen table for the last two weeks.

 "Ha!!  As you can see, I am laying innocently with Jennifer!"

 "It certainly could not have been me, I've been guarding

the house from any cats or woofies approaching the

house during the day (I'm not allowed outside at night)."

 "Pianos don't count as tables and I was never there.  No, really!!"

"Obviously, it was my Evile Twin.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!"

Busy today

 "Go out?!  I'd rather not, thank you."

 "Okay now, for your next Ninja lesson..."

 "Oh yeah!  This is a much better place to be!!"

"Why yes!  The laptop is working a bit better... sort of..."

PS for those wondering... we put flyers behind mailbox flags (it's illegal to put them IN mailboxes!), on corners, in our front yard, on certain stores; registered with the local shelter (also animal control & we're getting daily updates from them on cats who've been found); Craig's List & PetFinders.  Given that the Horde started in 1988 and we've had... lots of cats come in and out of our lives some have gone out of our lives by many ways... crossing the Bridge, being adopted by someone else and deciding that they needed to be someone else's cat.  We all have a feeling that either Thomas has gone on Walkabout to cross the Bridge (we've had two other cats do this) OR (and we think this is more probable) he had adopted another family who needs him more than we do.  Everycat and Feeder thank you all SO much for the purrs and prayers.  We would also like you to pray for Thomas' brother (yes, his littermate!) Zaphoid, who is starting to act like an Old Man.  We're afraid that he may be starting to see the Bridge.

Thank you all,

Zaphoid Beeblebrox, StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty, Knives & Lady Audrey Nova StarWatcher

Kat, Dale, Jennifer & Corwyn

Thomas, the Laptop & the Mammogram...

Sir Thomas of Snuggle has been MIA for 3 weeks today.

 "I knew mom was having trouble with the laptop."

 "And Star was busy teaching important Ninja Skills to Audrey."

 "So I figured I'd take on the job of laying on

mom's hand so she'd get off of the 'puter."

"We actually have a whole Breast Cancer section but the best news is that mom's mammogram was normal this year!!  WHOOT!!  This means that she doesn't have to go back for a dumb ole' ultrasound.  What??  ::blush:: I know IT'S important to have one if you need one.  But it meant mom forgot to get us new treats last year!!!" - Zaphoid