Where Have We Been and What's That White Stuff??

 "So mom has been having a migraine since she had her EEG on the 6th.  The kitten Feeders had a concert on the 9th after a doctor appointment in the morning.  Both of mom's tests were okay.  The kitten Feeders sounded very good and mom cried because it was Jennifer's last and Corwyn's first Winter Concert at the High School.  That exhausted mom for the whole weekend.  So we sat on her."

 "Emo kitty is still emo.  Dad's car died and the dryer died too."

 "I've been stressed trying to decide what color to be for Christmas.  Last night I was a Lavender point but this morning I was back

to a Blue point.  Every time I do this, daddy freaks out.

He wants to know how I do it!!"

 "Okay.  Can we figure out if mom has ordered Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde calendars for you & Corwyn for Christmas??"

"Because you both need one."

"This is the one mom wants."

"PS mom's kittens are out of school because it snowed.  We don't like snow because our paws get wet when we go out.  Zaphy and Thomas are the only ones who still go out anyway.  Thomas does it because he can.  Zaphy does it because he prefers the outdoor litter box."

To All Our Sick Furfriends & Their Feeders!!

 "Da Boys have heard too many sick..."

 "So we want you to Get Well QUICK!..."

 "We're sending our best prayers & purrs..."

 "No matter what your kind of furs."

 (this is virtual card, everyfur will get better ne-ow!)

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde and their Feeders say

EVERYONE MUST GET WELL QUICK!!!

Why Is Mom's Room Dark and Who Closed Our Window??

 "Hey!  Our window is closed!!  How am I going to get inside?!"

 "Waitaminute!!!  It's COLD!!"

 "He does this every year you know."

Star - "I relented and got up on the bed yesterday."

Mister Kitten - "And I let him.  Mainly because mom threw me out into the cold when she caught me beating up on him.  Oh, and because mom had those test things Monday and a migraine.  She won't find out about the EEG until Thursday probably.

The EMG of her ulnar nerve was normal though."

Star - "I have decided to stay on the bed.  And return to my Evile Ninja Ways.  Daddy thought it was a sign of the cat crazies but mom knew better.  Mommy is very very smart.  That's why we like her.  Well, that and she gives good treats."

 "Personally?  I don't care so long as I get treats and have someplace warm to sleep.  Oh, and pampering... must have lots and lots of pampering.  I am, of course, the Eldest Cat and thus Reign Supreme.  Well, at least when mom isn't looking."

"No, really!!  It's time for mid-terms!!  Unless you're in a college class, like the one our dad is teaching, in which case it's finals."