Happy New Year's Eve from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde!!

 "Mom says it's New Year's Eve tonight.

Does that mean dad will give me a do-over??"

 "You will be clean for the New Year!!"

 "Ick!  He always messes up my fur!!"

 "Yesssssss, someone left treat crumbs on the quilt!!"

"The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde

wishes everycat a Safe New Year!!"

Star adds, "PS my precious Admiral is feeling better but still needs your prayers & purrs!"

Mom's New Toy... or is it??

 "Hey!!  Where are mom & dad going?!"

 "Shopping.  Feeders have sales after Christmas,

just like we are in our store."

 "Waitaminute.  This is not what I asked for!

It's a toy cat, not a cat toy!" - Thomas

"Harrumph!  I don't think they got it for you!" - Star

 "It might be for me!  It looks like me when I was a kitten!"

"What do you mean it's for mommy??"

Dad?? Do You Neeeeed Dr. Grumpy??

 "What??  Dad just asked mom if she had a hair dryer!!"

 "Mom asked him if he meant one like the one

hanging beside the bathroom mirror."

 "Daddy found it and said he'd never seen mom use it.  Riiiiiiight."

 "Oh no!!  Maybe daddy needs to see Dr. Grumpy!!"

"Oh wait!!  Dr. Grumpy is online... hmmm...

I wonder if mommy's neurologist can see him?"