Clister's Accident Report by StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty

 "I would like to set the record straight.  Unlike my brother Zaphy, I know how to spell Clister's name.  Dad has had Clister since Clister was born in 1973 and she's named after one of his grandmothers."

 "Mom took a close-up of the damage that happened.  We think that Clister fell down.  She doesn't have a hard case or a stand."

 "This is the new bridge that dad had just gotten for

Clister as an early Christmas present because

he was starting to play her more often at gigs."

"We are all purring & praying that Clister can be fixed.

Daddy is very sad about Clister being broken.

He has had Clister since she was borned.

She is a 3/4 upright bass."

Breaking News!! Tragedy Strikes Dad's Upright Bass!!!

 "This is Dad's upright bass 

(as opposed to his electric bass or his acoustic bass)."

 "This is Dad playing his bass at his last gig.  See how happy he is??  Dad loves his bass.  He has had his bass for a long long time.  They make beautiful music together (well, so does his other basses, his keyboards, his... but that's beside the point!).  We even like it!"

"But today, we got tragic news.  Daddy's bass (whose name we can never remember how to spell... hey!  we're cats!!) got hurted!!  Her neck got broken!!  Dad is very very sad.  He doesn't know if she can be fixed.  If she can, it will be at least $300 that Dad doesn't have.  So the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde would like to appeal to all  kitties who love music.  If you has a green paper or two to spare, please hit the donate bar to the left of this post.  Or if you needs to get pressies for purrthdays or holidays, consider buying from our shop.  If you don't have any green papers, we would appreciate all the purrs and prayers you can spare for our Daddy & his bass.  Daddy has been a musician all of his life and he & mommy first met in high school in band (he played trumpet, she was flag core) and Varsity Choir (he was tenor, she was 2nd soprano).  Mommy shoos him off to band practice three or four nights a week because she knows how important music is to him.  Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks you.

Sir Thomas of Snuggle

Zaphoid Beeblebrox

StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty

Mister Kitten