Help!! Mom's Grooming Meeeeeee!!!

 "No! No!! Not the evile brushy thing!!"

 "You're using it on my head!!"

 "Oh wait, I like this."

 "Don't forget my back, mom."

"Mom hasn't been gone in a looooong time but our shop has cards

you can give to caretakers when you are away from home. This is

one of them. It's based on Knives even though the cat is Gray Cat."

It's Audrey , No Knives... But Who Makes it to the Kitchen??

 "Anything interesting out there?"

 "::yawn:: Did someone say interesting & window??"

 "Gee thanks. You know how he hogs the window."

"There's always the kitchen one."

"Race ya!"

 

 "::sigh:: I hate it when I lose."

 

"Actually mom wanted to put up the bumper snicker of this one but the graphic is missing on the laptop!! Mean ole' laptop. So Star set it up so it goes to the bumper snicker instead of the shirts & other stuff."

Blog Hijacked by Vicious Attack Cat!!

 "Oh hi! As you can see I have hijacked the blog today."

 "This is one of my favorite places in the whole wide world to be."

 "You're not going to wash my ears again are you??"

 "Whew! Hijacking is exhausting! I'd better take a nap!"

"My boy has one of these t-shirts to show that he is protected by ME!!"

PS as soon as mom feels better we'll let her update the store but not until then

I'm Featured in a BOOK!!

"What's that? My foster mom Chrystal wrote a book? Am I in it??

I am?! Wow!! Mom!! Get the book right ne-ow!!"

 "This is me when I was first at my foster mom Chrystal's place."

"This is me on January 17th, 2011 on my way to my Forever Home."

"There were SOOOOO many toys for me to play with!"

"This is me sleeping with my twin brother from another mother.

His name is Star. I touch noses and sleep with Star sometimes.

I touch noses and stuff with Zaphy sometimes. I'm still not sure

about Knives but mom says that's okay. As long as we don't

hurt each other that's all that matters. Me, I still think he's stinky

even if we do sometimes play chase down the hall, under the bed

and back down the hall without growling or hissing at each other."

"SEEEEE! This is the book that my foster mom Chrystal wrote!! My whole story is in there from the time I came into my foster mom's life until the time I was delivered to my forever family!! The kitten on the front of the book is Winnie (short for Wintergreen). Her story will make you cry but her story also brought about some very good things. So. First things first. You really really really need to go here and buy my foster mom's book. You can get a softcover or an ebook which will work on Kindle (mom got that one so we could read it right away and then we'll get the other one later). My foster mom gets more royalties if you buy it here and she needs the money to pay for food and toys and medicine and stuff for all of the kitties she saves!! Second, you need to go to my foster mom's blog which has the same name as her book! On the sidebar are pictures of kitties who have been adopted (like me! Just look for the name Sparkles!) and those who need good loving Forever Homes (could that be you??). You can also donate here because near the top of the sidebar is a paypal button you can click to send my foster mom whatever you can afford (even if it's a dollar) to help defray (I like defraying things!!) the costs of sheltering & finding homes. I can't think my foster mom Chrystal enough for helping me find my Forever Home! I'd love to have another sibling from her cathouse but mom says we don't have room for another cat. ::sigh::"

Knives Takes Over the Window...

 "I smell that stinky ole' Audrey."

 "With a touch of Star..."

 "And a pinch of Zaphy."

 "Now I'm not sure if I want to lay down here or not!!"

 "Mom's dentist bill today was over $600 and

she has a $550 copay for her electric wheelchair."

"It's going to cost $2200 plus a hitch to get an electric lift so mom

is trying to make up what she needs by selling her beadwork (that's

an Anglican rosary) but she can't put it on eBay or etsy because

mom isn't always able to get to the mail because of her health.

We're hoping mom's health gets good enough for her to take

them to SCA events. Mom really likes those. She's also going

to try to get some work done in our cafepress shop as well

(mom's drawing above leads to that section) and maybe put

in pictures of us other than the ones that are already there."

It's That Stinky Cat From Next Door... Again!!

 "Why are you looking out of the window, take a nap."

 "That stinky cat from next door is spraying our house again!"

 "You're going to want to do something about it, won't you."

 "Me-om!! I must defend the honor of our home!!"

"Why does he always drag me into this??"

"I really hate getting roped into Star's evile plans.

I'd much rather sleep and eat. Or was that eat and sleep?"

I'm Suspicious of You Mom!!

 "What are you doing mom??"

 "Seriously, is she doing anything I should know about?"

 "Hmmm, should I keep an eye on her?"

"Surely she wouldn't take pictures of me grooming!"

 

"Mommies should not take pictures of grooming!!"

She Shoots, She Scores!!

 Last night someone stole the hair bands that were

in the bathroom. They were found under the living

room couch where Audrey keeps her hair band stash.

BTW do NOT let your cats play with hair bands without human supervision until you ascertain that they don't chew them!! All of the members of the Horde treat them like plastic toys and carry them around. If cats chew on them they can SWALLOW them and then they will end up at the V-E-T requiring surgery. The Horde & their Feeders can not stress this enough!

 

 "Come on mom.  How could I have possibly gotten them out?

They were on that metal thingee!"

 "After all, I just wait for the ones you give me every

morning and every night! I am a sweet and patient girl!"

 "Seriously, look at this innocent face."

Mom! It's OUR Turn! (what we did while we were away)

 "Proof that I can sometimes be with my stinky brother Knives"

 "Can't you see I'm trying to groom here??"

 "But they saaaaaid it would be back by ne-ow!!" - Knives

::sigh:: "This is computer repair young padewan. There is no such thing as 'on time' with computer repair." - Star

"Zaphy has been tutoring me in Emo Cattiness."

"We would have sent you one of these but we didn't have a laptop! Dumb ole' laptop."

The Laptop is Back!!

"Mom's laptop has been in the computer hospital for aaaaaages!! But it's home now and as soon as mom finishes going through the gazillion emails and puts the bazillion programs back on and puts the trazillion new pictures of us in we'll put up a new post!!  Gosh we've missed all of you sooooo much!! All we've been able to do was steal... ummm borrow mom's iPhone!"

Love, purrs & head butts,

Zaphoid Beeblebrox

StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty

Knives

Lady Audrey Nova StarWatcher