Taking Care of Mom

 "Welcome to today's lesson, Taking Care of Mom."

 "Step one: Look Extremely Cute!"

 "Step two: Play Nice With Your Brothers & Sisters!"

"Step three: Ensure Mom Doesn't Work Too Hard!"

"We hope you've enjoyed this installment of Taking Care of Mom!! Our mom has been flaring badly and we're going to send her off to find out what is wrong with her foot!"

MOM! You've been absent & forgot MY birthday!!

 "Okay Zaphy, Where's mom been??"

"I'm pretty sure she's in bed because she's exhausted.

Her best friend/sister visited and she's had stuff happening.

BUT Jennifer & Corwyn's dad got a job! So that's good news!"

 "That's IT mom! I'm weighing you down with this because it was MY BIRTHDAY yesterday and I wanted a PARTY!! So you have to give me a party for TWO DAYS!!"

 "You know you're six now, right?"

"WHAT?!?!"

 "Okay, niptinis over there along with the cream for the kittens. Oh wait, maybe we'd better put the cream somewhere safe... oh wait, there is no safe when it comes to kittens!!"

"So, do you think anyone will come to my party? I've laid out tuna and beef and catnip and valerian and even stuff for those silly woofie things."

"Good grief... I'm exhausted already!!"

Happy Birthday Mister Knives!

Party until Friday!!

 

Happy 2nd Birthday Audrey!!

"This is me when I was a kitten at Foster Mom Chrystal's!"

"This is me on my way home to become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty!"

"This is me viciously forcing mom to give me a whole lotta loving!"

"And THIS is me waiting for YOU to come to the party to celebrate my second birthday!! That's right! I'm TWO today!!! Wheeeeee!!!! We're celebrating again! Just like for my biggest brother Zaphoid this weekend except they said that I can only party for one day. Poohbears!! So let's make this good!! Niptinis for everyone!! Greenies Galore!!! PAWTY!!!