Hey Moooom! You Need to Blog MY Cat!!

Yesterday I put up a post featuring Star (naaaah, he's not my favorite kitty along with Thomas, whyever would you think that??).  After looking at this, my 16 yo daughter says, "Mom!!  Why don't you ever post about my cat?!?!"  Well, it's only fair.  (Although I did mention that she could make her own blog all about her own cat.)  So, I give you, Zaphoid Beeblebrox...

"I love these pillows.  As soon as my people get off of them I get on them."

"I am stunningly beautiful.  Everybody who sees me says so.

This is good, because they pet me.  I love being petted."

"This is me with my young mommy.  Her mommy is my mom.

They both give me treats.  I love treats!!"

"Remember, cleanliness is next to catliness!"

"I am part of the Cat Guard.  I am also a mighty hunter."

"My brother is older than me so he lords it over me.

I don't mind because I am the Mommy Cat in the Horde,

even though we are all Tims*.

I make sure that everyone stays clean."

"Hey Mom!  You could use this coaster by your bed!"

PS  I don't think any of these pictures show what a beautiful blue my eyes are!!  Hmmmm, I wonder if I can get another brushing today out of that??

*Mommy calls us Tims because we're no longer Toms,

when we had sisters they were Princesses because they were no longer Queens.

I'm a Star... No, Really!!

"I love this hat.  I hope mom never takes it off of this table."

"I keep a vigilant watch over the yard and house."

"I am a mighty hunter.  I enjoy bringing home presents for mom."

"I guard the pillows from everyone else"

 

"I like the new quilt because I can hide on it."

"I help mom write the blog.  No, really!

I am great with the computer and excellent with the laptop.

This is also where I stare at mom and try to get more treats.

It's how I got part of my name,

StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty."

"Mom made Gray Cat after me.  

He's not black and he doesn't have my stars but he acts like me.

Or that's what she says!  I think she should get me this pillow."

And Where Was Emo Kitty??

When I woke up I could see neither hide nor hair of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde.  This did not last long.  Once one of them realized that I was up and about they began to descend upon me.  "Oh mom!  I was just passing through.  I don't suppose... I mean, you don't happen to have any... treats, do you??"  ::rolls eyes:: 

Yes, it's true... cats can become addicted to greenies.

Zaphy??  Zaphy is addicted to being waited on.

"Oh woe is me!  Just call me Emo Kitty!"

PS How many of you were able to spot Star in the new quilt pictures??  ::grin::