"Ahem. I believe it is too cold out here, even for cats."
"Mom is starting get a little worried. She says I'm starting to look like an old Tim. Me? I'm curled up at the end of mom's bed. I want Jennifer to put the waterbed up in her room. Waterbeds are warm."
"Ha!! If I lay on things then mom can't use them!! What do you mean this isn't the mouse?"
"Let me innn! Let me innnnn! Timmy's in the well and it's tooooo coooold outside!!"
"This is one of the sections we let mom work on the new items last night. We know what phone covers are but what is a yoga mat??"