"Lesson 1: Remind your Feeder when it is time to
put up the blinds and feed you breakfast."
"Lesson 2: Use your Laser Eyes to force them to
play with you when they are trying to nap."
"Lesson 3: Use Adorableness and Cuteness to force
Feeders to give you Pettings and Scritches."
"Lesson 4: Don't let them see you passing Supr Skrt Messages
to communicate with the Home Planet!"
"Lesson 5: Hide the Catmunication Device in a secure place."
PS please don't forget that our friend Handsome is a black Tim looking for a Forever Home! He is living at the same place Audrey was living before she became a member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde. It's a great place to live but all kitties are better off in their own Forever Home!!
PS please don't forget that our friend Handsome is a black Tim looking for a Forever Home! He is living at the same place Audrey was living before she became a member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde. It's a great place to live but all kitties are better off in their own Forever Home!!
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I'm not believing the lessons you are teaching. They should be banned for sure. Poor Humons in your world. They don't have a chance. Not with the cuteness added to the list.
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Star blinks then slits his eyes, "All of the members of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde have been rescued in some way or another. Mom's ex rescued me and my littermate when we were four weeks old while he was walking a trail. It's very important for us to give remedial teaching to other feral and rescued cats and kittens so they know how to sucker... um... ah... get the proper adulation they deserve from their Feeders as well as to find the Proper Forever Homes. ::purrs::"
ReplyDeleteI believe anything Star tells me. ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteWe think that those are some very important lessons you are teaching there!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder about Handsome. He is an absolute doll - a lover waiting for a family to give all of that love to.
ReplyDeleteIf he's anything like Audrey he'll make someone very very very happy!! She's an absolute doll and makes me feel so much better when I'm hurting or feeling down. I let her outside in the backyard today and she had a blast.
ReplyDeleteLOL, fun post!
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