Sunday, November 21, 2010

What Mom's Doing Tomorrow...

 Thomas: "Mom's going to be at Vandy all day tomorrow."
Zaphy: "Why?  Isn't she supposed to stay home and feed us??"
Star: "She has to have a sleep deprived EEG and then an EMG."
Mister Kitten: "Does that mean she's not going to feed us??"
Thomas and Star:  ::paw:forehead::

Mister Kitten "When did dad say mom was going to bed?"
Zaphy: "Two hours later than normal & wake up two hours
earlier, so that makes it 2400 & 0500."
Mister Kitten:  "I don't get it.  Mom doesn't get to sleep until 0300!"
Zaphy:  "Well, if you didn't keep jumping up on her..."

 Thomas:  "Are you worried about mom's tests?"
Star: "Nope.  You?"
Thomas:  "Nope.  But I think we should nap for her docs just in case."
Star:  "Good idea."

I haven't put this up yet, I've got another one about migraines
as well.  I'm beginning to think I need to hive the store in two
but I'm not sure which sections would go into which store.
If anyone has an opinion, meow!!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Okay, who broke the camera??

::sigh::  Can we start this week over please??  Speeding ticket, right side turn light disappeared (valet parked & suddenly gone, I'm suspicious), tire came off of the rim as I was leaving to turn in SSD appeal, got new lithium batteries for camera & took pictures & when I turned it back on it said "low battery" & stopped working, today my husband's car battery was deader than a doorknob.  I got a new one, put it in and it didn't do more than make the lights work.  Meanwhile, my friend Kat from Memphis called to tell me that she was following the ambulance taking her mother (who has COPD) to the hospital with pneumonia.  I would like a do-over please.

 "So, Brain, how do we make a do-over for mom??"
"Be quiet Pinky, I'm thinking."

 "I know I wasn't around last night mom, but I'll come see you
later to make you feel better.  No, really!!  Especially now
that the flashy thing is... ummm... ahhhhh... gotta go!"

 "Yessssssss, we shall make mothur sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep."

 "Hey!  At least she got that box from the Angel Food Ministries place that Auntie Kat paid for!!  Fooooood!  Fooood is goooooood!!"

"We're not sure which ones we're getting for our pet children."

Friday, November 19, 2010

Meooooom!! Meeeeeooooooom!! Hey! Pay Attention to Meeeeeee!!

 "Yes!  With my amazing lazer eyes, I managed to make
mom buy more batteries for her little camera.
If we had green papers we'd buy her a better one for Christmas."

 "Because, as you can see, I am stunning.  No, really!!
So mom should take many many pictures of me!
Well, except when I don't want her to."

 "What?!  I'm not stunning too??"

 "Don't ask me, I'm busy sleeping!"

Star says, "Harrumph!  I hide out.  I did not want to have the flashy thing last night.  Maybe later.
PS  the new stuff is already in this section.  muahahahahahahahahaha!!"