SOPA

Thank You!! and What's Coming for the Horde!!

 "I want to thank everycat (and woofies) who came to celebrate my Gotcha Day!!  Here is another picture of me when I first got here."

 "I was curious about the woofies next door."

 "I still want to go outside with the boys!"

"But I never mind sleeping with my twin brother of another mother!  Mom decided to do another retrospective because she needs to get a new battery for the new camera.  The one that came with it isn't charging!!  I'd like to ask too, iffen anyone has a spare green paper, we have a donate button that would help pay back mom for the new toys that are coming!  Look down below for what we're getting!!"

In 4-7 business days the Horde will get:

1 -  Cat Napper Window Perch (we think she should have gotten 2!!)

1 - Cataction Magnicat Toy (we're not sure what that is but the picture looks interesting)

7 - new toys (mom wouldn't tell us what they were so everycat has to wait until they get here!

5 - different flavors of GREENIES!!!  (GO MOM!)

3 - Gimpet Cat Grass (we're not sure if that's as good as outdoor grass but we're willing to give it a go)

In 8-13 business days the Horde will get:

1 - Happy Habitat Cat Tent (mom says we won't use that until spring but Audrey's not sure if she'll like it.  Star is betting Zaphy that mom will put it down on the floor some so Audrey gets used to it now.)

1 - Dreamworld Banalona Cat Tree (we only have one tree now and mom says we need more)

1 - Dreamworld Altea Platinum Gray Cat Tree (so that makes three trees altogether)

Oh, and mom got more stinky Pernicious Flea stuff too but we don't like talking about that.

PS There is a little kitten named Baker who needs YOUR HELP!!  He fell!!  His Feeder needs ~$600 (twice what mom spent!) and you can donate at kitten rescue or feral cat behavior.  Mom is going to donate a few greens papers too and we'd love for you to do so as well if you have some to spare.  Thanks!

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde & Their Feeders

Happy Gotcha Day Audrey!!!

Once upon a time there was a little kitten named Sparkles.  She lived in Chrystal's Cat House with her brother.  Sparkles was happy playing with toys and her brother and the other cats.  But one day someone wanted to adopt her brother.  Having her brother find a Forever Home was a good thing but the Feeder who wanted him could not take her as well.  This made Sparkles very sad.  She began to hiss at the other kitties in the cat house.  She still loved to play with Feeders and love on them but she couldn't be with other kitties and Chrystal couldn't find her a Forever Home because everyone wanted a kitty that was good with other cats.  So Chrystal put out a plea for someone who would be willing to give this poor unhappy a Forever Home.

It just so happened that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde and their Feeders had been enjoying the picture of Sparkles because she looked just like StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty (except she was smaller and a girl).  Now the mom of the TMNKH has a looooong experience with adjusting new cats to the Horde (39 years).  She talked to dad.  They talked about it for awhile and then talked to the younger feeders.  Everybody agreed that Sparkles absolutely needed to become the newest member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde!!  So mom emailed Chrystal.  Chrystal was SO excited!!  She couldn't believe that someone wanted to give Sparkles a Forever Home.  Mom told her that even if it took a year it wasn't a problem.

We met Chrystal at the border of Tennessee and Kentucky.  We were all so excited!!  We couldn't afford to give her a box of toys or food so we gave her all of the coupons we could for food (human and four foot!!) and cleaning supplies etcetera.  It was amazing when we met her.  But meeting our wonderful baby girl was the best.  It was obvious that Star was her twin brother of another mother!  On the way home it was decided.  Sparkles became Lady Audrey Nova StarWatcher.  She did so well on the ride home!!  Everyone got a chance to hold her.

"That's enough mom!!  Now I'd like to invite everycat (okay, the

woofies can come too) to my Gotcha Day pawty!!  We've got

greenies & grass.  We've got gooshy food!  We've got toys & paper towels to shred.  And we have boxes boxes boxes!!  Wheeeee!!