Star's Cuteness Exercises!

 "Ah, the coast is clear."

 "First, the all important nap.  All exercise must start with a nap."

 "Slowly stretch out and show The Belly."

 "Make sure to hold your paws in such a way to leave

enough room for your Feeder to pet or snorgle the belly.

This is extremely important!"

"I'm StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty and I approve this graphic."

How to Terrify Your Mom in Four Easy Steps by Audrey

"So dad's been working on fixing the back door outside.

This means that I have to stay in their bedroom while he's doing it

because there aren't any other doors to close me off in the house.

As I'm sure everycat is aware, This Is Not Fair To Cats™!!

Fortunately, dad forgot about the fact that I am

fast, fast, fast and I managed to get OUT.

But he caught me and put me in the fenced yard.  HA!"

"You see, during time I've walked outside, I found out that you can jump over the back and side fence!  Well, I didn't do that the first time I got OUT of the back yard.  Muahahahahahahaha!  No, I went under the fence through a spot mom didn't know about!  Go me!!"

"For some reason mom got all worried and scared about me being out and going into the bushes with the sharp thingees that didn't bother me at all!  She was calling and calling.  My twin brother of another mother Star and my brother Zaphoid came OUT with me after all!!  Really!!  Why would it bother mom just because she didn't have Star's toys that mom calls shoes??  She almost got me and then went in to get some stinky stuff called too-nah.  All the boys wanted it and I came out to get some but stinky ole' mom tried to pick me up!!  Pooh!  I jumped back into the yard.  Mom tried to pick me up again so of course I had to jump back over again!  Then I went back into the brush and the Lady Next Door who has all the Woofies That Yell at Us asked what was wrong.  Mom told her that I was OUT.  ::rolls eyes::  The Lady Next Door said something about 'beating the bushes'.  I didn't like the sound of that so I ran back out again.  Wouldn't you know it, mom got me this time!!  She tossed me into the house and pulled the not-yet-fixed-door so that I couldn't open it.  ::pout::  Then she came back into the house through the front door.  I told her and told her I wanted to go back OUT but she said "No!"  Mean ole' mommy!!  She even made me go back into her room!  Oh well, at least she let me have the too-nah in there.  Harrumph."

"Well, I'm tired and I'm going to take a nap now.  It's hard

work scaring moms!!  I need to make sure I'm extra

extra cute so she'll give me looooots of treats tonight.

I'm really going to need them!  Hmmm, I wonder what 'adult beverages' are and why mom is talking about them?"

Lady Audrey Had a Busy Night...

 "See?  Jennifer took this picture so you can see

how my fur looks under just the right light!"

 "I made mom get off of the computer!!"

 "Then, since mom was washing the bathroom rugs,

I decided to see how the toys scattered in there."

 "YES!!  SCORE!!"

 "Here I am with my twin brother of another mother Star.

Can you tell which one is which??"

"I'm positive mom made this for me!!"

Who We Sat on... uh... ummm... What We Did This Weekend...

"First we did this..."

 

"No, really.  All weekend long!!  Corwyn was at his dad's house.  Dale was at Music in the Mountain.  Mom & Jennifer were stuck in bed all weekend, mainly with mom massaging Jen's sore legs.  We got hardly any attention at all!!!  ummmm Not even at the neighbors! 

[mom, don't believe a word they say!]" 

"Star is looking much more better"

"Meanwhile the rest of us read.  Reading is good."

"We'll see you later!!  We're all exhausted!!"

Sink Exercises with Mister Kitten...

Good morning!  Welcome to Sink Exercises with Mister Kitten!!

Now, everyone get into your favorite sink.  Good... good...

Okay now there... someone help that kitten up onto the counter!

Is everycat ready??  Excellent!  Let's begin by warming up with

a loud yawn followed by a deep purr.  Make those purrs deeper!

Now, everycat lean your head over to my left and look cute.

Make sure that you keep as much of your body in the sink as possible.

What's that?  No... no... it's purrfectly acceptable to let your whiskers over, even onto the counter for those of you with long whiskers.

Bring your head up slightly, pitch one ear forward

and one ear back.  It doesn't matter which one, Nikita.

Hmmm?  Quite right Henry, one can also cock just one ear

and leave the other in its normal position.

Your eyes should slant downward so that you look shy.

This will be particularly easy for those of Oriental descent.

For our third exercise we will do a combo.

Everycat should keep their body in the same position throughout.

Look to my left & down with your head with your ears in up position.

Let just a wee bit of your right forepaw show on the edge of the sink

but let the left forepaw come completely out and touch the counter.

Begin bringing your head back toward your forepaws.

Keep your nose tilted toward the floor so that your Feeders

will think that you are sweet.  They just can't resist sweet!!

Finish up by stretching our as though you were

going to touch the counter with your nose.

See how the body is kept the same?

The big key is to keep purring as loudly as you can

the entire time you do this exercise!!  Hmmm?

Yes, if you have an inaudible purr it is purrfectly acceptable

to make whatever sounds your Feeder associates

with you and the innate adorableness of Felines.

This concludes this session of Sink Exercises with Mister Kitten.

I would like to thank everycat who tuned in and

purrticipated with us today!  Just remember,

If your Feeders aren't using it,

It Belongs to The Cat(s)!¹

Everycat must always keep up their cuteness exercises!!

¹  Items belonging to humans which are being used by humans also belong to cat(s).

Just So You Know...

It's my red-headed step-child's birthday so I'll just give you this confirmation and then the usual pic & click!!

"Bwahahahahaha!  My fabulous

Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty powers

have allowed me to fit into the sink!"

"Am I not stunning??"

"Behold the extreme cuteness that is me!!

(and no, you can't brush your teeth here right now.

you'll just have to use the other bathroom!"

"Mom hasn't split this section yet.

I'll get her to do it later... promise!!"

Oh my! We mustn't leave Thomas out!!

Today I've had every single cat lay on me at one time or another.  When my physical therapist came by Star helped as usual and at one point laid his head on the therapist's bag (I wish I could find my camera!!).  But he did a good job and my knee made 130°.  heh heh heh  Anyway it's now time for Thomas to have his day.  Presenting Sir Thomas of Snuggle of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde:

"I am the Sentinel.  I am in charge of the Cat Guard."

"I keep an eye on everything because I'm the eldest."

"You can't tell in this picture,

but I have gorgeous blue eyes."

"I adore rolling around on the cement driveway."

"I am adorable.  I love to change my colors

even though I was born a blue point.  Everyone loves me."

"I want this bag.  Then mom could carry me around in it."

Mom, Why Is It Cold Again??

It's a lovely Spring day in Tennessee.  No, take that back.  The day before yesterday was a lovely Spring day in Tennessee!!  Yesterday it was rainy and turned cold.  Today it's in the 30's.  So while the flowers and trees are blooming and the kitty cats are wanting to frolic again in the warm air... well, it's turned cold again.  My son turns 14 on Wednesday and I recall the day he was born.  On the 18th I went into labor.  It was snowing.  In March in Tennessee it can well snow.  The day after being 65.  Actually, that's been known to occur in April as well.  Which is why the pools don't open until Memorial Day.

This also explains why my side of the bed had the heat turned on and most of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde spent the night on my side.  Now when I get up I have the habit of opening the shade of the window where the cat window perch resides.  It used to be in the kitchen but we only have one and they prefer the bedroom over all the other rooms.  They'd been avoiding it for awhile, cycling out toys and things as cats do (well except for their cat tree which is by the improvised cat window door).  But recently Zaphoid and Mister Kitten have decided that it is Rather a Good Thing.  Mister Kitten is on it now and he was looking pensively outside, feeling the window as if gauging the temperature.  He was sooooo cute.  Now he's napping with his arm hanging off of the perch.  Which reminds me, once I get a camera working again, I'll get a picture of Mister Kitten and Zaphoid hanging out together on the top level of the cat tree.  They are up there all the time, looking adorable!!

Mister Kitten chilling on the bed.

I linked this one to the infant bodysuit... it's just too cute!!

But there are all of the other products as well,

I had a hard time deciding, the teddy bear was

in the running as well, and the clock and and and