HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde

wishes everycat a Happy New Year!

 "I advise that you stay home, in bed, napping is good!"

 "But... but... but... I smell par-tay!!"

 "Okay, I'll let you go out, but you have to follow our rules."

"BE SAFE!!"

Please use a designated driver!!

Remember that we love you!!

Whadda Ya Want??

 "Whadda Ya Want?"

 "Leave me alone, I wanna be by myself."

 "Awwww, com'ere"

 "Now.  Isn't that better??"

"We're debating about what to keep up in the shop since we

don't actually sell much, what do you think about this one?"

Audrey?? Is That You??

 A Lesson In Purrspective!

 "Hey!  Mom! How come she doesn't have to clean up?"

 "See my pretty tiger stripes??"

 "Stinky ole' Knives stunk up my window seat covering!!"

"Moi??  On the table??  You're not buying this for me, mom??"

We Had CHRIS-MOUSE!!

 "I have to share??  Oh, okay... since it's Christmas."

 "The Greenies were good.  What comes next??"

 "More Greenies??"

"What else is in our stocking??"

 "Mutant Green Mousie!!!"

"Riiiiight, I'll just kill this feathered thing."

"I dunno, it's nice but I kinda liked that Mutant Green Mousie..."

"Hey!!  That's one of our calendars!!

YAY SANTA!! "

Merry Christmas!!

peace & love,

the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde

Zaphoid, StarWalker, Knives & Audrey

and their Feeders

Kat, Jennifer & Corwyn

Creeping Up On Christmouse!... Ornaments

 "This year's ornaments are in!!  (mom ordered late)  Do you know how mom drew the kitties on her designs?  She took pictures of us and she traced them!  I am Gray Cat, as I'm sure you can see.  Zaphoid is Emo Kitty.  Since mom's health went down a few years ago what she does now is just use the drawings she already has and change their sizes & the wording.  Now on to the ornaments!!"

  "Here is Jennifer's ornament.  Thomas posed for this one and it is dedicated to every member of the military keeping the peace no matter where they might be stationed.  No matter what your job is, it's important and the Horde and our Feeders appreciate YOU!!

May your Holidays be Happy & SAFE!"

 "This is Corwyn's ornament. But we know that Santa has the

magic of the Spirit of Giving so he can fit down any chimney and

if there isn't one he just comes through a door or window."

 "Me-om!!  Stop eating the cookies!!"

 "We picked our own ornament this year.  We like this one because it shows us sleeping.  This one is based on all of us.  Mom doesn't even remember which picture of us sleeping it was traced from!"

Mom would use this for Christmas cards...

but she never seems to get up enough energy to do them.

Are You SURE About That???

 "Take that!  And that!  And that!!"

 "Why are you up there??  I thought I won!!"

 "This is just humiliating.  I think I'll go spray something."

 "Mom's ornament that she got before.  See how nice they look??"

This is Corwyn's ornament this year!!

Mom, Doctors & Dominance Issues

 "Mom's surgery went well on Monday!

She still has the bruises from last week though!"

 "So we're all hanging around and being Good Kitties!!"

 "Well, almost all of us...

Mom saw her pcp today and has has testing done,

we'll let you know how it turns out!"

"Hey!!  Just because I want to be Top Cat and Ruler of all

I survey and the Only Cat Feeders Pet and and and..."

I really really need this ornament!!
I've been stress eating like cat-razy!!

What Mouse Mom??

 "Hey Star, have you seen mom's computer mouse?"

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"Neither did I."

 "I'm practicing sleeping so Santa will come.

Santa brings us toys & Greenies!!"

"I'm actually laying right beside mom in the living room making sure that she doesn't do too much.  I really really like the new sofa!!  But it's making stinky ole' Knives mad and he's chasing all of us around the house again.  ::sigh::  I've had to hide UTB a lot.  So mom makes sure I get lots of couch time with her to make up for it."

This is the graphic that Jen picked for her 2011 ornament.  Every year we all get a new ornament.  Mom already has What? What?? and dad came by and picked up his Happy Holidays? ornament.  Santa will be bringing two calendars to some Feeders, wait until you see the rest!!

Delightful December...

"Actually it turned out to be mom.  Mean ole' mommy left the house on Tuesday night and didn't come back until yesterday!!  We were all so mad at her!  We just had to come up and purr & shed all over her.  Jennifer & Corwyn said she was at the hospital because her chest hurt.  That was probably why Star was grousing at her.  They did an... arteriogram on her and everything was okay (30% blockage) so they checked her gallbladder and it was okay.  The... cardiologist said her potassium was only 3.1 and it should be at least 4.  He thinks that's what made mom feel bad but he's having her come to his office today so he can take ultrapictures of her heart & see her valves.  That's because mom is having bladder surgery on Monday (like she had over the summer).  Knives is being mean mean mean mean mean!!  He's been chasing me ALL OVER THE HOUSE!!

Mean ole' Knives.  It should be better now that mom's home!"

PS don't forget that we have stuffs in our shop for the holiday... 

you deserve stuff for having to buy things for other Feeders!!

Napping in November

"In November we remind our Feeders how cute we look when they give us turkey... and anything else we can cadge off of them.  heh"

Star peers at the shop, "Hmmmm, what happened to our 'likes'?  Weird."

Who Occupys October?

"We've given toys instead of candy for ever since I was rescued

and became a Horde member.  Zaphy says that that's true for

him as well.  I like seeing the costumes but I do not like the

strange feeders trying to pet me all at once!! What about you?"

PS We'd love to have you check out our store!  Our Feeders get a new ornament for each person every year and today they're going to pick out which ones they want for 2011!!  Mom writes their names & the year on the back so no one forgets which one belongs to whom.  When Jennifer & Corwyn have their own Christmas trees one day mom will give them their ornaments so they'll have a good starter set!

Sweet Star in September!

"I am imminently pettable you know.  BTW mom got several of those graphics put into Winter Holiday clothing & other stuff Admiral!  I'll be right over my precious to groom your beautiful furs!"

PS We got two calendars yesterday and they look great!  So did the two shirts & three stickers... now for more shopping!!

Adorable Audrey in August!!

"Corwyn is singing tonight for a Christmas Choir but mom said I can't go!!  Mean ole' mommy!!  She also said that she's going to put a few more graphics in the Winter Holiday section.  Something about Admiral's mom but that's okay, because Admiral is my twin brother of another mother's favorite.  Oh yeah, Admiral?  Star said he'd be there in just a little bit for your grooming!!  Me? I'm going to take a nap."

Winter Holiday Stuffs Question...

 There is an English version of this cat in the Winter Holiday section... now we ask YOU...
Should this or any of the others be included in this year's shop??

(particularly clothing)

Inquiring Horde members want to know!!