Audrey's Perch...

 "I don't know, I think I like the other paint can better."

 "You will tell me where you put the other paint can!!"

 "What'cha looking at??"

 "Hey!!  I didn't say you could follow me!!!"

"We're sitting on mom a lot nowadays.  But once she can, she wants to change around our shop for us.  We're thinking about taking some old stuff out, put 'new' stuff in & maybe take out some sections & have those just as fitted t-shirts, mugs, blah blah blah.  Oh yeah!  And we need to put up Halloween stuff in!!"

Wordless Wednesday...

Everycat should get something with this graphic for their Feeder/s!!

No, Really!!

Get OFF the Table!! AGAIN!!

Everycat in the Horde has been getting

ON the kitchen table for the last two weeks.

 "Ha!!  As you can see, I am laying innocently with Jennifer!"

 "It certainly could not have been me, I've been guarding

the house from any cats or woofies approaching the

house during the day (I'm not allowed outside at night)."

 "Pianos don't count as tables and I was never there.  No, really!!"

"Obviously, it was my Evile Twin.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!"

Stuff & Stuff

 "The weather is being pretty & I love going outside with mom."

"I'm getting very good going out on my leash & coming back in.

Our mom hasn't been feeling very good.  She's been having

headaches & sleeping trouble. Tomorrow I hope to show you

a picture of our lilac bush.  (One shows Zaphy spraying it!!)"

"Someone bought something from our store again!

This is a Good Thing™ because it's time for our

Rabies shots & Pernicious Flea treatments.  boo!"

 "This is the graphic that someone got.

They bought the ceramic traveling cup!"

"We have two requests for purrs & prayers.  The first is for Sweet Praline & her mom.  Sweet Praline isn't eating & may be crossing the Bridge soon which makes us all sad.  The second is for Chrystal & her new cathouse!  Please go to her blog & help fund the kitties and find Forever Homes for the kitties in the cathouses!!  (We like Handsome because he looks like Audrey & Star but mean ole' mom says that five cats in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde is enough for now.  Mean ole' mommy!!"

We Made a Sale!! (PS A Kitty Needs a Home!)

 "Yay!  We made a sale!!"

 "That's a $1.50 in our CafePress account once it clears!"

 "This is good because my left eye needs to

be checked & it's time for rabies shots."

 "Toys!!  Buy more toys!!"

"This is what someone got!  We've got two other address change

designs and put a linkee on this graphic so if you are letting

your Feeder(s) change your abode you can send them here

to let all of your furfriends know where to send you toys!!"

"Ahem.  Thomas here.  Precious is a pretty Princess living in South Carolina.  She lost her mom and needs a new home.  She is only six years old.  Precious is a wonderful wonderful kitty who needs a wonderful home.  If we had more room in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde we would ask her to come live here.  But since we don't, we would like everycat to go visit Brian's Home and look at the post about the Code Red Urgent! Precious Cat Needs Someone Now! 

Thank you!!  We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogs."

Today Cleaning... Tomorrow Endoscopy

"Okay!  Time to clean the kitchen!!  I'll be snoopervising!"

"Oh yeah, you gotta do something about this!"

"You will not move the cat toy.

You will not move the cat toy.

You will not..."

"See how good we're helping??" - Knives

"Mom's getting an Endoscopy tomorrow.

So there may be a post in the evening or not until Thursday."

It's Friday Night...

 The kids have gone to their dad's house, my husband is working on the house, I've already had my afternoon nap with help from Zaphoid & Knives (who ran off Audrey) and I'm about to get off of the computer.

"Three new graphics being considered for Our Shop.  Do let us know if you'd like to have these up as well as the ones mom draws!"

A friend of mine has just lost her father.  She's had to spend a great deal in gas & such traveling back and forth from her home to her parents' house and the hospital.  In addition to this she has health issues & prescriptions to fill.  She's looking for a short-term loan if anyone has a wee bit of money, even just a few dollars, she can pay it back.  If you don't, please send her purrs & prayers etcetera.  This has been very stressful for her!!  Her service dog & cat are helping but the more purrs & prayers (and grrrrs!) she gets the better!!

State of the Mom, the Horde & Possible CafePress TMNKH Pics

Tuesday I went to the Vandy Sleep Disorders Clinic.  I managed to luck into a sleep study slot that night but after I got there, checked in, unpacked & hung around for about an hour it turned out that my tech went home sick!  Rather than drive home in the hideous rush hour traffic I opted for driving home in the pouring rain (still not quite as bad even with the idjets riding 2" off of my bumper at times!).  The only good thing about it was that the gentleman from Vandy who helped me carry my things down had a stunning English accent (don't worry, we're both married to someone else!).  My head is still hurting although my ears have calmed down a wee bit after 3.5 days of Augmentin.  ::sigh::  Star popped up with that spot on his head needing draining again yesterday.  I suspect Knives.  He is the only cat in the house that Audrey is still hissing at.  She and the rest of Da Boys are touching noses now.  Thomas is occasionally hissing at the other cats but I think part of that is in response to being ticked off at Knives for messing with 'the baby' (it's the Siamese blood in him).  Knives has been really messing with Audrey which gets him a "NO!", a nose bop or a toss out depending on his behavior and whether he started it or not.  I'm still really tired which isn't good since we need to get the house in shape for an appraisal next week to refinance our mortgage.  ::sigh::  Not that my health allows me to do much anyway but Certain Tims need to be cleaned up after.  ::narrows eyes::  However, I did manage to make up a few more possible graphics for the section in the shop which has pictures of the actual Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde.  Please let us know what you think!!  We've got two in mind from a couple of comments the last time we put some up.

"PS I would like you to go look at my foster mom's blog today.  One of the kitties looking for a home is just like me!  We-ell, he's a Tim and not a Princess... but... still.  Thanks!" - Audrey

Cat Lesson's of the Day

 "Lesson 1: Remind your Feeder when it is time to

put up the blinds and feed you breakfast."

 "Lesson 2: Use your Laser Eyes to force them to

play with you when they are trying to nap."

 "Lesson 3: Use Adorableness and Cuteness to force

Feeders to give you Pettings and Scritches."

 "Lesson 4: Don't let them see you passing Supr Skrt Messages

to communicate with the Home Planet!"

"Lesson 5: Hide the Catmunication Device in a secure place."

PS please don't forget that our friend Handsome is a black Tim looking for a Forever Home!  He is living at the same place Audrey was living before she became a member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde.  It's a great place to live but all kitties are better off in their own Forever Home!!

Mom, Us & Handsome Needs A Home!

 "I'm really enjoying going outside on my leash...

except when cars go by!"

 "So I ask everyone to take me-out!

Mom can't find my smaller leash though."

 "We've been taking good care of mom because she's been having

lots of migraines & stuff due to the weather & stress over green papers & stuff.  Jennifer is graduating High School this year!" - Star

"And the house needs cleaning." - Zaphoid

"Hey!  I'm not the one spraying everywhere!!  I'm just fighting with Audrey... um... ah... playing, I meant playing!!" - Knives

"I love my new Forever Home!!  Well, except for that stinky ole' yellow cat Knives.  Everyone here loves black cats and I look just like my twin brother from another mother, Star!  I was adopted from Chrystal's Cat House.  Guess what?!?  They have another black cat up for adoption who looks just like us!!  Jennifer wanted to adopt him too but mom said five kitties in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde is the most we can have.  Otherwise we would adopt Handsome!!  Please go visit him and see if your home is his Forever Home!!"

"Don't forget to check out Cat Blogosphere for all the kitties

who need purrs & prayers!  Even if we don't send a message,

we always are sending them out! 

PS if you get migraines too, you can go to our shop

and see the stuff we put up with this graphic"

Five Cat Days... and That Darn Tom!

 "I'm liking this leash thing."

 "See mom?  I'll look cute and you'll feel better!!"

 "Ommmmmmmmm."

 "Okay guys, mom needs all of us."

"That darn unbroken Tom has been seen around our house again!!"