Cat Lesson's of the Day

 "Lesson 1: Remind your Feeder when it is time to

put up the blinds and feed you breakfast."

 "Lesson 2: Use your Laser Eyes to force them to

play with you when they are trying to nap."

 "Lesson 3: Use Adorableness and Cuteness to force

Feeders to give you Pettings and Scritches."

 "Lesson 4: Don't let them see you passing Supr Skrt Messages

to communicate with the Home Planet!"

"Lesson 5: Hide the Catmunication Device in a secure place."

PS please don't forget that our friend Handsome is a black Tim looking for a Forever Home!  He is living at the same place Audrey was living before she became a member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde.  It's a great place to live but all kitties are better off in their own Forever Home!!

It's January... So It Must Be SNOW!!

 "Look!  Look!!  At about 2400 it started snowing!!"

 "In fact, the school system called mom last night
about 2000 and said 'no school tomorrow!'"

 "I went out this morning and there were FOUR INCHES of SNOW!!"

 "I debated several times on if I wanted to go out or stay in.
I've gone out a few times but sometimes I go right back in
because the snow is still there!!  The school called about
1000 and said school would be closed tomorrow as well."

"We're sending a complaint to see if Something Can Be Done."

Aaaiiiiieeee!! Run Away! Run Away!

We have been invaded by Pernicious Fleas and my children's youngest stepsister.  We don't mind the stepsister, who will be here for a week.  She's going to crack the whip & help Jennifer... or should I say, Big Jen, since her stepsister is also named Jennifer!... clean her room!  Yaaay!  Howsoever, the Pernicious Fleas must GO!  ::sigh::  No one is happy with the Pernicious Fleas.  Oddly enough, my son has the most trouble with them.  Not only is he super sensitive and feels every one that lands on him, but they love him.  No wait, I mean they  lurrrrrrrrve him.  Given the choice between a nice juicy kitty and my son... they choose Corwyn.  No, really.  They do.  Darn old Pernicious Fleas.  Bad Pernicious Fleas!!  No Biscuit!!

In other news, since Little Jen came last night, all of the children were up until 0300.  How do I know this?  I have this strange mommy gift of not sleeping well until everyone else in the house is sleeping.  Darn ole' mommy gift.  Well, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde can still be up, but they are cats.  Cats have dispensation.  Everyone else must sleep.  It is the Mommy Rule.  ::narrows eyes::  "But mom!  How did you know I was up until 0300??"  "Special mommy powers!"  And if my special mommy powers fail me??  HA!  I can always buy information from my cats.  After all, what is the point of having a Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde if you can't use them??  muahahahahahahahahaha!!

"Can't you kids see I'm trying to sleep here??"

"I mean, really, I need my beauty sleep!!"

"They are being rather loud."

"Yeah! I'm trying to work here!"

"This is dad's fault.  No, really!! 

He discovered our hidden communication system

hidden among his amps.  The link leads to the page

with your things/clothes page."

I Only Love You for Your Greenies...

"Good Morning Mom!!"  I woke up to find Star purring on top of me.  "You looooove me, don't you mom?"  I grumble a wee bit, but who in their right mind can resist that much purring or that sweet a face??  "Okay Star, but just one."  Star bounces, "Thank you mommy!!!  nom nom nom"

"Mom?  Wake up mom!!  It's time for morning treats!!''

Now once a cat has had a treat, news spreads like wild fire.  Maybe they're broadcasting on the same secret  channel that they use to phone home to the alien planet from when they first same to earth   (Come on, don't tell me that you didn't realize that the feline companions, with whom they choose to bond have high intelligence, high empathy and so on.

 

ooooh coffee mug... which reminds me...I need my cup of coffee!!

 

No Arms or Legs Were Injured...

Yes, you guessed it!  I have a new camera!!  Under $30 and it has a flash, holds 100 photos, does video (once I figure out how to do that), can be a webcam, yada yada yada.  Have I tried it out??  What do you think??  ::weg::

 "I have got you in my pawer!  

You will put down more food from the Big Bowl!!"

"I sense that someone has been using his superpawers in here... 

but who could it be??"

"What?  Mom got a new camera??  Well, that explains the flashy thingee!"

"I have you in my pawer!!  You will take no more pictures tonight!

  You will go to sleep!!"

"Put that information down in the journal, okay?"   "Got it!"