Today Cleaning... Tomorrow Endoscopy

"Okay!  Time to clean the kitchen!!  I'll be snoopervising!"

"Oh yeah, you gotta do something about this!"

"You will not move the cat toy.

You will not move the cat toy.

You will not..."

"See how good we're helping??" - Knives

"Mom's getting an Endoscopy tomorrow.

So there may be a post in the evening or not until Thursday."

State of the Mom, the Horde & Possible CafePress TMNKH Pics

Tuesday I went to the Vandy Sleep Disorders Clinic.  I managed to luck into a sleep study slot that night but after I got there, checked in, unpacked & hung around for about an hour it turned out that my tech went home sick!  Rather than drive home in the hideous rush hour traffic I opted for driving home in the pouring rain (still not quite as bad even with the idjets riding 2" off of my bumper at times!).  The only good thing about it was that the gentleman from Vandy who helped me carry my things down had a stunning English accent (don't worry, we're both married to someone else!).  My head is still hurting although my ears have calmed down a wee bit after 3.5 days of Augmentin.  ::sigh::  Star popped up with that spot on his head needing draining again yesterday.  I suspect Knives.  He is the only cat in the house that Audrey is still hissing at.  She and the rest of Da Boys are touching noses now.  Thomas is occasionally hissing at the other cats but I think part of that is in response to being ticked off at Knives for messing with 'the baby' (it's the Siamese blood in him).  Knives has been really messing with Audrey which gets him a "NO!", a nose bop or a toss out depending on his behavior and whether he started it or not.  I'm still really tired which isn't good since we need to get the house in shape for an appraisal next week to refinance our mortgage.  ::sigh::  Not that my health allows me to do much anyway but Certain Tims need to be cleaned up after.  ::narrows eyes::  However, I did manage to make up a few more possible graphics for the section in the shop which has pictures of the actual Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde.  Please let us know what you think!!  We've got two in mind from a couple of comments the last time we put some up.

"PS I would like you to go look at my foster mom's blog today.  One of the kitties looking for a home is just like me!  We-ell, he's a Tim and not a Princess... but... still.  Thanks!" - Audrey

Cat Lesson's of the Day

 "Lesson 1: Remind your Feeder when it is time to

put up the blinds and feed you breakfast."

 "Lesson 2: Use your Laser Eyes to force them to

play with you when they are trying to nap."

 "Lesson 3: Use Adorableness and Cuteness to force

Feeders to give you Pettings and Scritches."

 "Lesson 4: Don't let them see you passing Supr Skrt Messages

to communicate with the Home Planet!"

"Lesson 5: Hide the Catmunication Device in a secure place."

PS please don't forget that our friend Handsome is a black Tim looking for a Forever Home!  He is living at the same place Audrey was living before she became a member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde.  It's a great place to live but all kitties are better off in their own Forever Home!!

Mom, Us & Handsome Needs A Home!

 "I'm really enjoying going outside on my leash...

except when cars go by!"

 "So I ask everyone to take me-out!

Mom can't find my smaller leash though."

 "We've been taking good care of mom because she's been having

lots of migraines & stuff due to the weather & stress over green papers & stuff.  Jennifer is graduating High School this year!" - Star

"And the house needs cleaning." - Zaphoid

"Hey!  I'm not the one spraying everywhere!!  I'm just fighting with Audrey... um... ah... playing, I meant playing!!" - Knives

"I love my new Forever Home!!  Well, except for that stinky ole' yellow cat Knives.  Everyone here loves black cats and I look just like my twin brother from another mother, Star!  I was adopted from Chrystal's Cat House.  Guess what?!?  They have another black cat up for adoption who looks just like us!!  Jennifer wanted to adopt him too but mom said five kitties in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde is the most we can have.  Otherwise we would adopt Handsome!!  Please go visit him and see if your home is his Forever Home!!"

"Don't forget to check out Cat Blogosphere for all the kitties

who need purrs & prayers!  Even if we don't send a message,

we always are sending them out! 

PS if you get migraines too, you can go to our shop

and see the stuff we put up with this graphic"

Five Cat Days... and That Darn Tom!

 "I'm liking this leash thing."

 "See mom?  I'll look cute and you'll feel better!!"

 "Ommmmmmmmm."

 "Okay guys, mom needs all of us."

"That darn unbroken Tom has been seen around our house again!!"

Here's the Thing...

I've been having a Bad Week™.  However, before reading a book I need to go through for someone, I managed to make four more possible entries for the TMNKH section in our store.  I'm putting them below for everyone's edification.  Now, here's where you can help us!!  There are currently 9 graphics in the TMNKH section.  I like to put in graphics in sets of three but I'm not sure how many I should have in the section itself.  Especially since I haven't had very many sales in the store.  ::le sigh::  Anyway, here are the four graphics I just made... let us know if you  like any, dislike any, would they be something you'd like to get in a cafepress sometime?  Also, if I could afford to make & send off 8x10 pictures in matte/glossy would you be interested?  What price would you be willing to spend?  I haven't yet looked at what it would cost me to print these on demand at home.  Thanks!!

Manic Monday

 "Hey!  Where are you taking my girl??"

 "Mom said she's going to the doctor today.  Now scratch over there."

 "Wait!  Wait!  If mom & Jen are gone,

who will let me out on the leash?!"

 "Never mind, I'll just get Corwyn to do it."

"Hey mom!!  If you make us dress like

this you're gonna be in trouble!!"

Sunday, Sunday...

"Everyone is cleaning the house 'cus we need to refinance to get green papers.  That's okay so long as they don't take my stuffed kitten!!  I'd better hold on to it just to make it's safe!"

"Ahem, why is this bowl in here?  Shouldn't it be in the dishwasher??"

 "I can testify that this pillow is clean.

You may move on to another cleaning chore."

 "I agree, this floor needs to be swept and that

cookbook encyclopedia set needs to be sold!"

"Yes, we of the Horde are quite busy

supervising and napping for our Feeders."

Black Cat Friday - Audrey & Star

 "Oh good!  I'd been wondering where that was!"

 "Don't look at me!  I'm not the one

who put them all under the scale!"

 "Yes!!  Playtime!!"

 "Your laser eyes do not frighten me, young catawan!"

 "Using laser eyes is thirsty work!!"

"I think mom needs to make & put more of these in our shop.

What do you think?"

Where Are You Going??

 "Mom?  Me-ooom!  Whatcha doing Me-om?"

 "Hey!  Hey!  Thomas!  What's mom doing??"

 "Be calm young catawan.

She goes to see one of her doctors.

She'll be back later."

 "She will?  You're sure?  Wellll, that's all right then."

"What will happen when mom gets to the doctor's office... well, maybe not the pulse & stuff, she sees the pain doctor today."

- Thomas

Everything Belongs To...

 "This is my toy...which Knives broke!"

 "hair bands, hair bands, hair bands!!"

 "mine mine mine mine mine!!

Now if I could just keep it from turning over!"

 "Hmmmm, hair band or ball?  Hair band or ball?"

"Sorry mom, all books belong to US!!"