Creeping Up On Christmouse!... Ornaments

 "This year's ornaments are in!!  (mom ordered late)  Do you know how mom drew the kitties on her designs?  She took pictures of us and she traced them!  I am Gray Cat, as I'm sure you can see.  Zaphoid is Emo Kitty.  Since mom's health went down a few years ago what she does now is just use the drawings she already has and change their sizes & the wording.  Now on to the ornaments!!"

  "Here is Jennifer's ornament.  Thomas posed for this one and it is dedicated to every member of the military keeping the peace no matter where they might be stationed.  No matter what your job is, it's important and the Horde and our Feeders appreciate YOU!!

May your Holidays be Happy & SAFE!"

 "This is Corwyn's ornament. But we know that Santa has the

magic of the Spirit of Giving so he can fit down any chimney and

if there isn't one he just comes through a door or window."

 "Me-om!!  Stop eating the cookies!!"

 "We picked our own ornament this year.  We like this one because it shows us sleeping.  This one is based on all of us.  Mom doesn't even remember which picture of us sleeping it was traced from!"

Mom would use this for Christmas cards...

but she never seems to get up enough energy to do them.

Mom, Doctors & Dominance Issues

 "Mom's surgery went well on Monday!

She still has the bruises from last week though!"

 "So we're all hanging around and being Good Kitties!!"

 "Well, almost all of us...

Mom saw her pcp today and has has testing done,

we'll let you know how it turns out!"

"Hey!!  Just because I want to be Top Cat and Ruler of all

I survey and the Only Cat Feeders Pet and and and..."

I really really need this ornament!!
I've been stress eating like cat-razy!!

Da Celebration Report! Read All About It!!

 "So, do you know why mom did bring back BBQ for us??"

 "Mom's how old??  How much is that in cat years??" - Audrey

"Don't ask, don't tell." - Star

"You know, she got that cat necklace for her birthday when she was 11 and wanted earrings to match ever since she got it." - Zaphy

 "And dad had someone called Thomas the Lapidary make

 the earrings to match.  Mom squeed when she opened

the box at Christmas!  Daddy always does good." - Star

 "I want to know why dad named his upright bass Clyster." - Knives

"It's a band member's family name." - Zaphy

"OooOOOooo." ::shakes head:: "I still don't get it." - Knives

"Now there's a shock!" - Star

"What??" - Knives

"Mom got some great paper to play with,

but we can't have the balloons."

PS thanks to everycat who said Happy Purrday to our mom!

Just Bouncing Through!!

 "Well, it's not me!!  It's hot again so I'm sleeping in the basin.  Besides which, it squishes Pernicious  Fleas!!"

 "It's not me either, although I can make you give me gooshy food with the power of my laser eyes!  bwahahahahahahahahaha!"

 "'cuse me.  I'm sleeping.  I got allll worn from... from... ::sigh::  okay, I'll admit it, I've started bounding & bouncing instead of

running like all of the other cats.  Jen also calls me a meercat because I can stand up so well on my back legs.  ::rolls eyes::"

 "As you can see, I have been teaching my young padawan,

Audrey, the ways of the Ninja Kitty.  I must say that I had

quite a chuckle though when dad asked mom how much

longer Audrey would need to be on a leash.  Mom looked

at him and said (which she'd done before ::kitty giggle::)

"Always!!  I promised that she would be an inside cat before

we got her."  Silly ole' daddy!!  In fact, the rest of us haven't

been going out as much either and mom has never ever let

us stay out at night (as if she had anything to say about it)!"

"Everycat around here is short of energy.  Seriously.

Don't get between them & their caffeine.  We really 

don't want to have to... well, let's just say that our claws

are in prime condition and leave it at that, shall we?"

PS Thomas is still MIA

PPS Mom is still sick

PPPS Mom lost all of her AI files with the shop graphics when her laptop fubared.  ::sigh::  She still looking for a backup copy.  Cross your paws!!  If mom has had you email in the past, please please email her!!  And don't forget to check out our shop!  Our vet bills in the last couple of months have totaled over $500 and we're still having problems with Pernicious Fleas.  meh.

Where Has We Been??

 "First, I'm feeling much much better!"

 "But I think he gave whatever he had to mommy and 

Jennifer and Corwyn... and maybe daddy too!"

 "That's why I have not allowed mom on the computer.

I always keep her off the computer when she's not

feeling well.  She had to go Out three times this week,

and being sick on top of that.  ::sigh::  I've had to lay on top

of her quite a bit as well as guarding the door to the bedroom."

 "We're working hard on helping mom with being sick and

stressed too.  Dad went under the house today and found a

busted pipe.  He'd like to get a plumber but mom & dad don't

have any more green papers because of stinky... ummm...

yellow... ummmm... Knives.  Who feels much better now."

"PS Audrey isn't hissing at him hardly at all now!!"

"This is what everyfeeder looked like except daddy this week."

PS mom is having a bladder procedure just to check stuff

on the 6th so purring & praying even if we forgets

to post before then would be a Good Thing!  Thanks!

PPS This is for everycat & feeder (and even woofies) who aren't feeling well. 

Star says, "Actually this is especially for my adorable Admiral and her mommy!!!

I'm sorry I haven't been online my love but I am rushing right over to take care

of you while you are taking care of your mom!!  Kitty kisses & grooming!!"

Meowmy!! We Wanna Post!!

 "Hi!!  Mom's been really really tired and stuff but I've been having fun in this tunnel thingy.  My twin brother of another mother says I have lazer eyes just like him!  He's been teaching me to be a Ninja.  Why does mom say that's a bad thing??"

 "Mom's computer programs have been being bad.  I offered

to eat them for her but she said I eat too much already.  I told

her I only weigh 14.5# and I'm staaaaaarving!!  No, really!!"

 "Hey!  Hey!  Hey!  When are you going to

open the window so I can go out mom??"

"Jen here!  This is me at my graduation with my mom!"

"We were going to go to Jen's graduation but we couldn't get OUT!"

Me-om!! What Happened to the Lights?! And Our Fountain!!

 "This morning dad got everycat & the other Feeders up at 0600 because of the siren at the airport near us blaring!  The Feeders all got dressed just in case we had to go into the front bathroom.  Of course we are always dressed in our beautiful furs!!  Then at 0630 all the lights went out!!   And our water fountains stopped flowing!!  Unfair!!"

 "But don't worry!!  I made the siren stop blaring!  It's been raining birds and dogs all day and the only Horde member to go OUT on the leash was dumb ole' Audrey but that's because she only goes out on the porch.  Dumb ole' Audrey.  Oh wait, Zaphy went out too but he made mom walk him all over down the driveway and in the back patio area.  He was sooooo mad because she made him stay on the leash!  Mom says she needs to get more harnesses (and leashes) so we can all have our own.  I think we each need our own color so dad can tell whose is whose.  Mom looked at this but said she didn't know if it would be big enough for us or not.  Then mom & I drooled over the furniture, steps & window seats!"

 "Daddy brought mom flowers last night just to help make her feel better.  Mom got denied SSD again.  Daddy knows that flowers help mom.  Of course we're much much much better at it!!"

"I'm practicing for our Second Annual Everycat Sleeping Contest!!  If you search in our search box on the side you can see who won last year!  Everycat should start practicing now... it will start in July!!"

"Mom had to drive TWO MILES to buy dad hot coffee because the lights were out so far!  They stayed out until 1030!!  They're starting to blink again so we're going to post this quick quick quick!!"

Doctor for Feeders (thank goodness no vet!!)

 "Ummmm, where'd mom go??"

 "Hey!  Knives may make me feel better but

I seriously needed to see my pcp yesterday!"

 "Good thinking, taking mom with you.  She's been

having 5 cat days.  BTW did you have to tell her I'd

gotten rid of... ummm... ah... lost my collar again??"

"I don't care where anyone goes as long as I get treats and pettings!!"

"This is what happened when mom & Jennifer

got to Doc Jones' yesterday." - Star

Mom's Eye Still Pink!

 "Hmmmm, everycat is outside but dumb ole' Knives.

Guess I'll have to take care of mom's pinkeye."

 "First of all, I am not dumb!  I am very good at taking care of mom!  Even if she says I can't lay on her legs too long because I'm too heavy (which I'm not!)."

 "Wow!  It's exhausting trying to amuse mom!!  Hey!

Where'd my hair band go??  Oh!  Here it is!"

 "Is that dad??  Never mindzzzzzzz."

"You do know they call them treats for a reason.  Right??"

Ouchie! Mom's Eye is PINK!!

 "This is what I do every morning.  (Shut up Knives!!  I do not do it all day too!!  Sometimes you actually let me in the window ledge!  Dumb ole' yellow brother.)  Anyway, mom goes into the bathroom to weigh herself and brush her teeth and take stuff that she says is medicine and not cat treats, which is okay because she gives me treats after.  While she's in there I play with her and my hair bands.  This morning I had seven!!  Mommy helps me count them.  I purr and purr and purr and love on mommy to help her get ready for the day.  But this morning mommy's left eye was PINK!!  I gave her extra purrs and lovings but it did not change color!  So I told mom I'd handle today's blog with the help my twin brother of another mother Star.  So we're just putting up this note followed by three of the new pictures in our own picture section in our store.  We hope you like them!!"

 "Everyone says Zaphoid is emo but Jennifer."

 "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde actually

eats dry food and treats but I made this because

everycat deserves gooshy food if they want it!!"

PS don't tell mom about the Lady Next Door

"Good question!!"

PS I put linkees in the pictures like always

so you can go straight to them - Star

PPS Don't forget to check out Winnie's Wish.  The third cat down is being called Handsome and looks just like me & Audrey!  As I'm sure you know, black cats are the most awesome in every sense of the word!!  Audrey was sheltered at the same place Handsome is now and she says they rock!!  If you can't give someone there a Forever Home, at least send them some purrs, grrrs and/or prayers.  Thanks!