We Blame Corwyn!! (and a new graphic)

 "I was not the one who made mom sick!"

 "Well, it sure wasn't me!  I was here in Jennifer's bed!"

 "Why are you looking at ME??"

 "Tell them Zaphy, it was actually Corwyn!"

This is a brand-new graphic.  Mom still hasn't taken down the
Winter stuff.  We would like to know if you would buy stuff
with this graphic on it.  If so, we will put it in our store.

PS Tomorrow is Audrey's first GOTCHA DAY!!  That's right, it's one year since she came to join the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde!

Creeping Up On Christmouse!... Ornaments

 "This year's ornaments are in!!  (mom ordered late)  Do you know how mom drew the kitties on her designs?  She took pictures of us and she traced them!  I am Gray Cat, as I'm sure you can see.  Zaphoid is Emo Kitty.  Since mom's health went down a few years ago what she does now is just use the drawings she already has and change their sizes & the wording.  Now on to the ornaments!!"

  "Here is Jennifer's ornament.  Thomas posed for this one and it is dedicated to every member of the military keeping the peace no matter where they might be stationed.  No matter what your job is, it's important and the Horde and our Feeders appreciate YOU!!

May your Holidays be Happy & SAFE!"

 "This is Corwyn's ornament. But we know that Santa has the

magic of the Spirit of Giving so he can fit down any chimney and

if there isn't one he just comes through a door or window."

 "Me-om!!  Stop eating the cookies!!"

 "We picked our own ornament this year.  We like this one because it shows us sleeping.  This one is based on all of us.  Mom doesn't even remember which picture of us sleeping it was traced from!"

Mom would use this for Christmas cards...

but she never seems to get up enough energy to do them.

Are You SURE About That???

 "Take that!  And that!  And that!!"

 "Why are you up there??  I thought I won!!"

 "This is just humiliating.  I think I'll go spray something."

 "Mom's ornament that she got before.  See how nice they look??"

This is Corwyn's ornament this year!!

Happy Birthday Jennifer!!

 "I'm making you a cake!!  No, really!!"

 "Aren't I a wonderful present??

And check out the nifty recyclable packing!!"

 "My fur will look impeccable for your 18th birthday Jennifer!!"

 "I am giving you my very best purrs & pettings for your birthday!!"

Happy 18th Birthday Jennifer!!

from

Zaphoid, Star, Knives & Audrey

Mom, Dale, Sarah & Corwyn

Where Has We Been??

 "First, I'm feeling much much better!"

 "But I think he gave whatever he had to mommy and 

Jennifer and Corwyn... and maybe daddy too!"

 "That's why I have not allowed mom on the computer.

I always keep her off the computer when she's not

feeling well.  She had to go Out three times this week,

and being sick on top of that.  ::sigh::  I've had to lay on top

of her quite a bit as well as guarding the door to the bedroom."

 "We're working hard on helping mom with being sick and

stressed too.  Dad went under the house today and found a

busted pipe.  He'd like to get a plumber but mom & dad don't

have any more green papers because of stinky... ummm...

yellow... ummmm... Knives.  Who feels much better now."

"PS Audrey isn't hissing at him hardly at all now!!"

"This is what everyfeeder looked like except daddy this week."

PS mom is having a bladder procedure just to check stuff

on the 6th so purring & praying even if we forgets

to post before then would be a Good Thing!  Thanks!

PPS This is for everycat & feeder (and even woofies) who aren't feeling well. 

Star says, "Actually this is especially for my adorable Admiral and her mommy!!!

I'm sorry I haven't been online my love but I am rushing right over to take care

of you while you are taking care of your mom!!  Kitty kisses & grooming!!"

We Made a Sale!! (PS A Kitty Needs a Home!)

 "Yay!  We made a sale!!"

 "That's a $1.50 in our CafePress account once it clears!"

 "This is good because my left eye needs to

be checked & it's time for rabies shots."

 "Toys!!  Buy more toys!!"

"This is what someone got!  We've got two other address change

designs and put a linkee on this graphic so if you are letting

your Feeder(s) change your abode you can send them here

to let all of your furfriends know where to send you toys!!"

"Ahem.  Thomas here.  Precious is a pretty Princess living in South Carolina.  She lost her mom and needs a new home.  She is only six years old.  Precious is a wonderful wonderful kitty who needs a wonderful home.  If we had more room in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde we would ask her to come live here.  But since we don't, we would like everycat to go visit Brian's Home and look at the post about the Code Red Urgent! Precious Cat Needs Someone Now! 

Thank you!!  We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogs."

496th Post... and other stuff...

 "It's very very important to clean ears... even your Feeders."

 "My cat Zaphoid is excellent at ear cleaning but

I won't let him help me get ready for Prom on Saturday!"

(test one, test two, test three)

 "Ha!!  You won't let any of the cats help!"

 "I stole Kni-ves pla-ace!  I stole Kni-ves Pla-ace!"

"Dad's gone to rehearse music in Nashvegas,

what are we going to eat?!"

Happy Birthday Corwyn!!

 "Hi!!  I don't care what anyone says, my boy

Corwyn doesn't think I'm fat!!  Well, not much."

 "I'm only four but today Corwyn turned FIFTEEN!!"

"Corwyn got to help pick out the next cat in the

Horde and I'm so glad he helped pick out ME!!"

 

 "This is a picture of Corwyn about three years ago.

He is napping with the late Quigley the Demon Dust Bunny Hunter who was Corwyn's First Official Cat."

Everycat in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde wishes

our Feeder Corwyn a Very Happy Fifteenth Birthday!!

Manic Monday

 "Hey!  Where are you taking my girl??"

 "Mom said she's going to the doctor today.  Now scratch over there."

 "Wait!  Wait!  If mom & Jen are gone,

who will let me out on the leash?!"

 "Never mind, I'll just get Corwyn to do it."

"Hey mom!!  If you make us dress like

this you're gonna be in trouble!!"

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Mice...

 "This is a nice spot to sleep."

 "Oh yeaaaaaaah.  Comfy blankie!!"

 "HA!!  Gotcha!!"

 "I like this spot too.  Mmmmmmmm.  Comfy boy spot."

"Of course all cats know the answer!  But what about Feeders??"

"PS our writer friend's woofie companion Javert is still looking for a Forever Home!!"