Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year's Eve from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde!!

 "Mom says it's New Year's Eve tonight.
Does that mean dad will give me a do-over??"

 "You will be clean for the New Year!!"

 "Ick!  He always messes up my fur!!"

 "Yesssssss, someone left treat crumbs on the quilt!!"

"The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde
wishes everycat a Safe New Year!!"

Star adds, "PS my precious Admiral is feeling better but still needs your prayers & purrs!"

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Mom's New Toy... or is it??

 "Hey!!  Where are mom & dad going?!"

 "Shopping.  Feeders have sales after Christmas,
just like we are in our store."

 "Waitaminute.  This is not what I asked for!
It's a toy cat, not a cat toy!" - Thomas
"Harrumph!  I don't think they got it for you!" - Star

 "It might be for me!  It looks like me when I was a kitten!"

"What do you mean it's for mommy??"

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Dad?? Do You Neeeeed Dr. Grumpy??

 "What??  Dad just asked mom if she had a hair dryer!!"

 "Mom asked him if he meant one like the one
hanging beside the bathroom mirror."

 "Daddy found it and said he'd never seen mom use it.  Riiiiiiight."

 "Oh no!!  Maybe daddy needs to see Dr. Grumpy!!"

"Oh wait!!  Dr. Grumpy is online... hmmm...
I wonder if mommy's neurologist can see him?"

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Taking Care of Daddy!! (and wishes for Admiral)

 "Daddy had carpel tunnel surgery this morning so we are all busy sitting on him.  Daddy's doctor said he did very very well.  Daddy will go back in two weeks.  We will help mom keep an eye on his bandage."

 "But my sweet Admiral is also sick!!  I wish I were there to groom her!"
 "I would even send her my can of Christmas gooshy food if she would eat it!"

 "Poohbears!!  If our water fountain worked, I'd send it too, so she'd drink more!"

 "I would let her have the new toy we got from our Feeders!"

 "So daddy & Admiral must Get Well Soon!!!  Purrrrrrrrrrr!"

Monday, December 27, 2010

400th Post!

 "I can't believe you did that, Thomas."

 "Yeah, I mean really dude, I'm not even that dumb!"

 "He's my brother.  I knew it would happen again eventually."

 "I'm sorry dad!!  I really didn't mean to
spray your stereo in front of you!!"

"After all, it was actually my Evile Twin!!  No, really!!"

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Twas the Second Day of Christmas...

"We got mom a new camera for Christmas!!"

 "We got two new fun toys in our stocking, greenies,
four cans of gooshy food, AND our Feeders bought
us a new toy with a scratchy thing in the middle
and a baaaaall!!  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

 "Actually the toy with the feathers is mine!
Mine, mine, mine, mine, MINE!!
I have already carried it down the hall several times.

"We're making mom rest up from going to her
family's Christmas & daddy's family's Christmas!
They were gone ALL day!!  We starveded to death!!"

 "We had a white Christmas!!  Mom says that there
hasn't been a white Christmas around here since 1993!!
That was the same year that Jennifer was born!"

"We were going to wish you Merry Christmas but..."

"PS Jennifer & Corwyn have gone to their dad's house until
January 2nd.  They both got our calendar!  Mom got the other one.
Everycat... ummm... we mean everyfeeder... got something from our store!"

Friday, December 24, 2010

Happy Christmas Eve and a Message from Mister Kitten

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde says...

"I asked mommy to help me put up a link to a site.  She was reading about two orange tabby cats.  A queen named Aurora and her tom kitten Fanta (well, they think he's her kitten and she thinks he's her kitten).  They were both very very very sick.  They were in the hospital for a looooong time so the Feeders who helped them need green papers to pay to the other Feeders who tooked care of them in the hospital to help make them well.  Once they are better enough they will be able to become a Princess & a Tim!  So if you would go here, it would help me have a merry Christmas Eve.  Thank you!

"Mom has all kinds of things in our shop
with our favorite logo on them.
If anycat wants to have this graphic
with something added to it,
just let the Horde know!!"

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Christmas Eve Eve

Star says, "Two doctor appointments in Nashvegas today.
Mom feels like a truck ran over her.  We are purring and
hanging out on the bed... well, except when we're eating
or playing with the toy thing that has that jingly ball in it."

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

What? What??

 "Whoohoo!!  Jennifer helped bring down Christmas!!"

 "Ha!  Corwyn was the one in the attic!!"

 "We are being soooooo good!!"

 "Huh?  I'm just sitting here being nice!  No, really!!"

"What do you mean it's just because nothing's put up yet??"

"PS  remember that everything in our shop
is on sale until the new year!!"

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

It's A SALE! It's A SALE!!

"See??  We made mom take medicine after she got home from
the doctor's office (and dad got new meds from Krogers) and
when she felt better we said she could finish up getting
the stuff in the shop all put on SALE!!  MEOWSER!!"

 "While mom & dad were out the calendars mom had ordered for herself & her kittens arrived.  I made sure the kittens didn't look.  Fortunately they didn't even try so I didn't even have to move."

"Guess who is getting which one!"

Out All Night... Why Didn't Someone Let Me IN?!

 "I'm exhausterated!!"

 "I'm starving!!!"

 "Daddy said it was all my fault!!"

 "Hey!  I told you to come in last night!!  I even came in last night!!"
"Well, just because dad kept telling me..."
"Mom's got most of the stuff in the store on sale!
We'll let her do some more stuff later."