Showing posts with label Zaphoid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zaphoid. Show all posts

Thursday, April 19, 2012

The Laptop is Back!!


"Mom's laptop has been in the computer hospital for aaaaaages!! But it's home now and as soon as mom finishes going through the gazillion emails and puts the bazillion programs back on and puts the trazillion new pictures of us in we'll put up a new post!!  Gosh we've missed all of you sooooo much!! All we've been able to do was steal... ummm borrow mom's iPhone!"

Love, purrs & head butts,

Zaphoid Beeblebrox
StarWalker BitCat the ComputerKitty
Knives
Lady Audrey Nova StarWatcher

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Will We Paint Today Mom?

 "I think she still looks a little punk.  I say we let her make a
short run to Kroger but that's it.  She's having trouble sleeping
again.  Mean ole' tooth!! She sees the dentist on Friday."

 "Okay mom, put you head down right here."

 "All right, we will let you take breaks for pettings.
After all, pettings are just as important as naps!!"

 "See!!  I'll help make sure mom takes a nap!!"

Star nods, "Yep!  We'll all take turns sitting on her until she's better.  Then we'll help her paint the hall, the front bathroom, the den, the laundry room, the space where those stairs are we like to leap up..."

Saturday, December 31, 2011

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!


 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde
wishes everycat a Happy New Year!

 "I advise that you stay home, in bed, napping is good!"

 "But... but... but... I smell par-tay!!"

 "Okay, I'll let you go out, but you have to follow our rules."

"BE SAFE!!"

Please use a designated driver!!
Remember that we love you!!

Friday, December 30, 2011

Whadda Ya Want??

 "Whadda Ya Want?"

 "Leave me alone, I wanna be by myself."

 "Awwww, com'ere"

 "Now.  Isn't that better??"


"We're debating about what to keep up in the shop since we
don't actually sell much, what do you think about this one?"

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Mom, Doctors & Dominance Issues

 "Mom's surgery went well on Monday!
She still has the bruises from last week though!"

 "So we're all hanging around and being Good Kitties!!"

 "Well, almost all of us...
Mom saw her pcp today and has has testing done,
we'll let you know how it turns out!"

"Hey!!  Just because I want to be Top Cat and Ruler of all
I survey and the Only Cat Feeders Pet and and and..."


I really really need this ornament!!
I've been stress eating like cat-razy!!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Simply Sunday... and mom forgot something!!

 "Putting my kitten to sleep."

 "Mom?  When are you going to paint the bathroom?"

 "Mom!! You forgot all about our Sleeping Contest!!  Last year we convinced mom to have a Sleeping Contest!  So, for the Second Annual Everycat Sleeping Contest we need your help!!  We would like to see all of your best sleeping poses as well!    Once you have put up your pictures, post your url in the comments.  We'll put up all of the contestants in another post and let everycat look at them and vote on which one they think is the best!  The first three winners will get a Super Special Graphic made by mom!!"
 



Friday, October 21, 2011

No mom, really!!

 "Sorry mom, you can't put this anywhere else.  No, really!!"

 "No mom, I'm not on the table, I'm helping with coupons!!
No, really!!"

 "Seriously mom, we need a cat bed in the middle of the hall!
No, really!!"

 "I haven't abandoned you mom, I'm just borrowing
Corwyn's bed for awhile!  No, really!!"

 Breast Cancer Awareness!!


Sunday, October 16, 2011

Easy on Sunday

 "Don't forget to take your Sunday nap!!"

 "Sunday naps are extremely important!!"

 "I would like to note that the front bathroom sink
is just as comfy as mom's sink."

 "Now, just remember... we can make you nap!!"

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde supports
Breast Cancer Awareness!

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Celebrating Saturday!! (or why we wouldn't let mom on the 'puter)

 "Friday the 19th of August was mom's 50th birthday."

 "You will stay in bed and rest for your party mom!!"

 "You will not get on the 'puter!!"
"Except to look at my adorable Admiral" - Star

 "You will not... hey!  What's that?!"

 "You will nap."

 "You will nap."
 
 "You will nap."
 
 "You will nap."
 
"And then you will have a purrfect birthday party tonight... 
even if we have to force you!!  Get it neow meom??"
 

Friday, August 12, 2011

Friendly Friday... No, Really!!

 "You make such a nice pillow!!"

 "You make a nice pillow too, Star!!"
 
 "But I have to say that I adore sleeping with Zaphy the bestest!"

"I've gotten closer than this to Audrey but don't tell anyone!!!"

"I REALLY want to be friendly with the
Peacock & the Peahens but they're scary!!"
 
"We like Valerian tea, our Feeders drink other kinds of tea."