That's a Big Box Mom!

 "So mom, is the stuff in the box for us?"

 "TOYS!!  GREENIES!!  Ummm, is that a litter scoop?

Evile Pernicious Flea stuff?  We don't need that!!"

 "Look!!  Look!!

Mom put up the window seat in my favorite window!!"

 "Ummm, you can stop taking pictures anytime mom."

"Okay, we've looked at everything, taken a nap, played with the boxes, taken a nap, run from you trying to put Evile Pernicious Flea stuff on us, taken a nap, played with more stuff, taken a nap and now we can't think of anything to doooOOOOooo!!  Meeeeoooooommmmm!!"

Guess What We Got?!

 "Look!  Look!  See what came in the Big Truck today?
Mom thought the other boxes would come first."

 "Hey!  I'm older than you!  I should get to try this out first!"

 "This is our new living room post!  It's taller and mom said it was actually easier to put up. (I think that's because the instructions had bigger print but don't tell mom I said that!)"

 "Even mom got something today!
But it came in a different Big Truck."

"This is the linkee to where mom's phone cover is in our store.  We're still waiting on a window seat and toys toys toys toys!!!  We're so excited!!  (Except about the Pernicious Flea stuff)"

Thank You!! and What's Coming for the Horde!!

 "I want to thank everycat (and woofies) who came to celebrate my Gotcha Day!!  Here is another picture of me when I first got here."

 "I was curious about the woofies next door."

 "I still want to go outside with the boys!"

"But I never mind sleeping with my twin brother of another mother!  Mom decided to do another retrospective because she needs to get a new battery for the new camera.  The one that came with it isn't charging!!  I'd like to ask too, iffen anyone has a spare green paper, we have a donate button that would help pay back mom for the new toys that are coming!  Look down below for what we're getting!!"

In 4-7 business days the Horde will get:

1 -  Cat Napper Window Perch (we think she should have gotten 2!!)

1 - Cataction Magnicat Toy (we're not sure what that is but the picture looks interesting)

7 - new toys (mom wouldn't tell us what they were so everycat has to wait until they get here!

5 - different flavors of GREENIES!!!  (GO MOM!)

3 - Gimpet Cat Grass (we're not sure if that's as good as outdoor grass but we're willing to give it a go)

In 8-13 business days the Horde will get:

1 - Happy Habitat Cat Tent (mom says we won't use that until spring but Audrey's not sure if she'll like it.  Star is betting Zaphy that mom will put it down on the floor some so Audrey gets used to it now.)

1 - Dreamworld Banalona Cat Tree (we only have one tree now and mom says we need more)

1 - Dreamworld Altea Platinum Gray Cat Tree (so that makes three trees altogether)

Oh, and mom got more stinky Pernicious Flea stuff too but we don't like talking about that.

PS There is a little kitten named Baker who needs YOUR HELP!!  He fell!!  His Feeder needs ~$600 (twice what mom spent!) and you can donate at kitten rescue or feral cat behavior.  Mom is going to donate a few greens papers too and we'd love for you to do so as well if you have some to spare.  Thanks!

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde & Their Feeders

Audrey is Feeling Much Much Better!!

 "I'm feeling sooooo much better!"

 "My arch-nemesis Knives has been picking on me

all morning!  I think he's mad because mom

locked him out of her bedroom all weekend."

 "I've been playing with toys this morning and last night

I even played with my favorite hair bands!  I've

been running around and trilling and purring."

"Mom!  Hey mom!!  You should give

me lots and lots of special treats!!"

Operation Happy Sock!!

"Hai!!  I have a very very important thing to talk to you about today!  TOYS!!  Yes.  TOYS!!  You may not know this but many kitties are wandering around in the cold cruel world with NO TOYS!!  This travesty can no be allowed to continue!!  CATS MUST HAVE TOYS!!  Fortunately mommy came across a way to help CATS HAVE TOYS!!  I'm sure you're all wondering how you can do this.  Well I'm going to tell you. Break out your lazer eyes.  Use your lazer eyes on your Feeders and make them go to Operation Happy Sock.  They talk about how to make socks into catnip CAT TOYS!!!  Then how to take the CAT TOYS and donate them to cats who needs toys!   Sock Dreams just posted this link on their Facebook page and suggested that their crafty bundle would be perfect for this!  I only wonder how long they hold up!  I completely tore apart the only happy sock mom made thus far and took out all of the catnip and started on the stuffing!  Mean ole' mom immediately took it away when she saw the hole so that neither me nor the other Horde members ate stuffing!  We are all very excited about this project and are looking forward to tasting, ummm... testing the Happy Socks to make sure what kind of socks work best for cats and kittens who need CAT TOYS!!  We'd like everycat to please join us in spreading the mews about this great idea!!"

"This cat needs a Happy Sock!!  Make more than one today!!

A shelter in need needs you!!"

New Toys!

 "Since mean ole' mom is making us stay in I used my

lazer eyes to force her to buy us a couple of new toys."

 "As you can see, the crinkle tube is a little small.  I fill up

almost all of it... in fact Corwyn (seen here wearing one of our 

IDJM t-shirts) measured me and with my tail I fill it all!!"

 "This mouse goes over the door.  It squeeks!!

I may have to catch it.

My lazer eyes aren't working."

 "Take that!  And that and that and that!!"

 "See?!  Not only does it sound just like a real mousie,

it looks like one too!!"

"More toys!  More toys!!  And maybe some cat grass!!"

Today Cleaning... Tomorrow Endoscopy

"Okay!  Time to clean the kitchen!!  I'll be snoopervising!"

"Oh yeah, you gotta do something about this!"

"You will not move the cat toy.

You will not move the cat toy.

You will not..."

"See how good we're helping??" - Knives

"Mom's getting an Endoscopy tomorrow.

So there may be a post in the evening or not until Thursday."