What We Want For Christmas...

 "We want mom to get a new camera because we're tired of seeing the same ones over and over and over and over and over and..."

 "Dad should fix the dryer or  they should get a new

one so I can have warm clothes to sleep on.  Because

warm clothes are extremely important for cats."

 "Dad's car needs to get fixed.  Mom put in a new battery but messed it up so his car's computer fried.  When get a new computer in it we'll find out what's wrong.  Oh, and mom needs a new tire for the van.  One of them blew out.  I blame my brother Zaphoid.  He likes to use the car tires for scratching posts.  Hmmm, maybe we need to have our scratching posts recovered!!  Dad's gotten sisal rope but no one can find his staple gun so he or mom can put it on!  Bad Feeders!!"

 "I think mom did get us a new toy with a scratchy thing

in the middle.  And she always gets us catnip.  But she'd

better get us GREENIES!!!  We all looooove the greenies!!"

"We did this all last night and this morning.

In and out and in and out and in and..."

Da Boys Are Bilingual!!

 "I didn't go outside until yesterday because of the cold.  When we say we want to go out or come in mom only holds the door for so long.  It doesn't take me long to check and see what the weather is like!!"

 "She counts 1, 2, 3 in English... but if we don't respond she repeats it in German.  That's when we realize mom is serious!  Mom learned a little bit of German from her late father who was stationed there in the Navy.  Then she took it in High School and at the University."

 "As you can see, I just have to roll even when it's cold!!

Mom talks to us in German when we're really bad as well.

We're bilingual and respond better to German sometimes."

 "However, last night I was very very very good!!

I came inside early!!  So mom didn't have to call me!

Ha ha ha!  I got treats first!  muahahahahahahaha!"

"Mom's had a lot of migraines lately but insurance says

she can only have nine a month.  She finished putting in the

new products in the shop and then put in some new graphics.

We wouldn't let her until she felt better."

Ouuuuuut!! Ouuuuuuut!!

 "Well??  The white stuff went away!  I just had to go outside!!

It was imperative!!"

 "And it had stopped raining too!!  But now it's getting colder.  Moooom!  Let me iiiiin!  Let me iiiiiin!  Hey!  Zaphy!

Better get in while mom's calling or you'll be out ALL NIGHT!!"

 "MOM!  MOM!  DAD!!  KITTENS!!  I was out ALL NIGHT!!

Why didn't anyone call me?!?!"

 "Don't look at me!  I was smart and listened to mom.  So I stayed inside and I was warm and cozy.  And since the dryer is still dead I didn't even have to worry about mom yelling at me getting fur on

the clean clothes!  Whoooohoooo!!  We-ell, I did get in trouble for playing dominance games, whatever those are."

"Come on mom!  They're warm and soft and comfy and..."