What We Want For Christmas...

 "We want mom to get a new camera because we're tired of seeing the same ones over and over and over and over and over and..."

 "Dad should fix the dryer or  they should get a new

one so I can have warm clothes to sleep on.  Because

warm clothes are extremely important for cats."

 "Dad's car needs to get fixed.  Mom put in a new battery but messed it up so his car's computer fried.  When get a new computer in it we'll find out what's wrong.  Oh, and mom needs a new tire for the van.  One of them blew out.  I blame my brother Zaphoid.  He likes to use the car tires for scratching posts.  Hmmm, maybe we need to have our scratching posts recovered!!  Dad's gotten sisal rope but no one can find his staple gun so he or mom can put it on!  Bad Feeders!!"

 "I think mom did get us a new toy with a scratchy thing

in the middle.  And she always gets us catnip.  But she'd

better get us GREENIES!!!  We all looooove the greenies!!"

"We did this all last night and this morning.

In and out and in and out and in and..."

WANTED! Mister Kitten!!

Mister Kitten and the Mouse from the House of Cats

Star says, "Once upon a time, there was a package that came from Amy and the House of Cats.  When mom opened it, it had that icky stuff that mom puts in between our shoulders [Zaphy nudges him, "Hey!  You have to admit that we don't have the itty bitty biting things afterwards."  Star rolls his eyes & sighs, "Do you mind?"  "Oh, right," says Zaphy, "Carry on."] ahem, and some really cool catnip mousies."



He sits up taller, "At any rate, this morning the baby,"
 "Hey!!" interjects Mister Kitten, "I resent that!  I'm gonna be three in July!"
Star stares at the ceiling and sighs, "Alright, this morning the Kitten,"
"That's better."
"I'm ever so pleased for you.  May I continue?"
Mister Kitten nods.
Star closes his eyes, mutters a few words to Bast, and continues, "This morning Mister Kitten decided to steal my favorite mousie," he pauses and stares at Mister Kitten, "he had a grand time playing with it hither and yon until it viciously knocked itself under one of the dressers.  Of course, Mister Kitten immediately threw himself into emergency mode to try to save the mousie from being lost."

"Here I am supervising Mister Kitten's attempt to rescue my mousie!"

Star continues, "Mister Kitten tried everything he could but nothing worked.  Finally we had to call in mom.  Mom got down on the floor (we waited a long time to call in mom because we didn't want her to do this) and she got out the mousie (and a video and a piece of paper and and and).  Yay mousie!!!  Yay mom!!!"

"Mister Kitten is still playing with MY mousie!!"

Star harrumphs and cleans his left paw, "It's okay, Mister Kitten may do well with catnip mousies, but I am still the superior Mighty Hunter."  He preens some more.  "Uh-oh!  Here comes mom!  Gotta go!"

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde do not disdain the use of modern technology in their Mighty Hunting.  However this points to an Organic Women's Fitted T-Shirt in Pomegranate color!