Stocking Stuffers!!

 "I was very very sweet to mom and slept with her,

unfortunately she still didn't get much sleep.  This was bad

because mom had to take Jennifer to a doctor's appointment."

 "Zaphy!!  You have to love on me!!  I be at my dad's

house for two weeks starting Christmas Day!!"

 "Don't look at me!!  I just want to watch TV!"

 "Hey!  Mom!!  You brought in stocking stuffers from your trip!

Are any of those for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde?!?

Remember, We Want GREENIES!!"

"These make good stocking stuffers but we don't drive... okay, Thomas & Star have tried but mom wouldn't let us have the keys.  Mom is such a poohbear sometimes!!"

"PS mom's store has stockings in it too and 

we're going to make her put everything on SALE!!"

What We Want For Christmas...

 "We want mom to get a new camera because we're tired of seeing the same ones over and over and over and over and over and..."

 "Dad should fix the dryer or  they should get a new

one so I can have warm clothes to sleep on.  Because

warm clothes are extremely important for cats."

 "Dad's car needs to get fixed.  Mom put in a new battery but messed it up so his car's computer fried.  When get a new computer in it we'll find out what's wrong.  Oh, and mom needs a new tire for the van.  One of them blew out.  I blame my brother Zaphoid.  He likes to use the car tires for scratching posts.  Hmmm, maybe we need to have our scratching posts recovered!!  Dad's gotten sisal rope but no one can find his staple gun so he or mom can put it on!  Bad Feeders!!"

 "I think mom did get us a new toy with a scratchy thing

in the middle.  And she always gets us catnip.  But she'd

better get us GREENIES!!!  We all looooove the greenies!!"

"We did this all last night and this morning.

In and out and in and out and in and..."

Da Boys Are Bilingual!!

 "I didn't go outside until yesterday because of the cold.  When we say we want to go out or come in mom only holds the door for so long.  It doesn't take me long to check and see what the weather is like!!"

 "She counts 1, 2, 3 in English... but if we don't respond she repeats it in German.  That's when we realize mom is serious!  Mom learned a little bit of German from her late father who was stationed there in the Navy.  Then she took it in High School and at the University."

 "As you can see, I just have to roll even when it's cold!!

Mom talks to us in German when we're really bad as well.

We're bilingual and respond better to German sometimes."

 "However, last night I was very very very good!!

I came inside early!!  So mom didn't have to call me!

Ha ha ha!  I got treats first!  muahahahahahahaha!"

"Mom's had a lot of migraines lately but insurance says

she can only have nine a month.  She finished putting in the

new products in the shop and then put in some new graphics.

We wouldn't let her until she felt better."