Da Boys Are Bilingual!!

 "I didn't go outside until yesterday because of the cold.  When we say we want to go out or come in mom only holds the door for so long.  It doesn't take me long to check and see what the weather is like!!"

 "She counts 1, 2, 3 in English... but if we don't respond she repeats it in German.  That's when we realize mom is serious!  Mom learned a little bit of German from her late father who was stationed there in the Navy.  Then she took it in High School and at the University."

 "As you can see, I just have to roll even when it's cold!!

Mom talks to us in German when we're really bad as well.

We're bilingual and respond better to German sometimes."

 "However, last night I was very very very good!!

I came inside early!!  So mom didn't have to call me!

Ha ha ha!  I got treats first!  muahahahahahahaha!"

"Mom's had a lot of migraines lately but insurance says

she can only have nine a month.  She finished putting in the

new products in the shop and then put in some new graphics.

We wouldn't let her until she felt better."

Ouuuuuut!! Ouuuuuuut!!

 "Well??  The white stuff went away!  I just had to go outside!!

It was imperative!!"

 "And it had stopped raining too!!  But now it's getting colder.  Moooom!  Let me iiiiin!  Let me iiiiiin!  Hey!  Zaphy!

Better get in while mom's calling or you'll be out ALL NIGHT!!"

 "MOM!  MOM!  DAD!!  KITTENS!!  I was out ALL NIGHT!!

Why didn't anyone call me?!?!"

 "Don't look at me!  I was smart and listened to mom.  So I stayed inside and I was warm and cozy.  And since the dryer is still dead I didn't even have to worry about mom yelling at me getting fur on

the clean clothes!  Whoooohoooo!!  We-ell, I did get in trouble for playing dominance games, whatever those are."

"Come on mom!  They're warm and soft and comfy and..."

Clister's Fund Starts!! (we want her fixed for our dad)

 "Mom got a Christmas Card yesterday.  It had no return address but was from Nashvegas.  It was signed "Murray Chrustmus".  There was a $50 bill in it!!  So mom & dad put it into the Repair Clister fund."

 "I just want to say that even though dad saw me sitting beside

Clister I was just trying to see if I could make Clister

all better and I was NOT going to spray Clister at all!!"

 Emo Kitty still emo about Clister being broken.

 "Clister's Fund will grow until dad actually takes her to the luthier and she gets fixed... this is a subliminal message... Clister's Fund will grow until dad actually takes her to the luthier and she gets fixed... this is a subliminal message... Clister's Fund will grow until dad actually takes her to the luthier and she gets fixed... this is..."

 "This is a picture of Clister and how she is broken.

Dad has had her since she was borned in 1973."

"We all hope that Clister can be fixeded."