Okay, who broke the camera??

::sigh::  Can we start this week over please??  Speeding ticket, right side turn light disappeared (valet parked & suddenly gone, I'm suspicious), tire came off of the rim as I was leaving to turn in SSD appeal, got new lithium batteries for camera & took pictures & when I turned it back on it said "low battery" & stopped working, today my husband's car battery was deader than a doorknob.  I got a new one, put it in and it didn't do more than make the lights work.  Meanwhile, my friend Kat from Memphis called to tell me that she was following the ambulance taking her mother (who has COPD) to the hospital with pneumonia.  I would like a do-over please.

 "So, Brain, how do we make a do-over for mom??"

"Be quiet Pinky, I'm thinking."

 "I know I wasn't around last night mom, but I'll come see you

later to make you feel better.  No, really!!  Especially now

that the flashy thing is... ummm... ahhhhh... gotta go!"

 "Yessssssss, we shall make mothur sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep."

 "Hey!  At least she got that box from the Angel Food Ministries place that Auntie Kat paid for!!  Fooooood!  Fooood is goooooood!!"

"We're not sure which ones we're getting for our pet children."

Meooooom!! Meeeeeooooooom!! Hey! Pay Attention to Meeeeeee!!

 "Yes!  With my amazing lazer eyes, I managed to make

mom buy more batteries for her little camera.

If we had green papers we'd buy her a better one for Christmas."

 "Because, as you can see, I am stunning.  No, really!!

So mom should take many many pictures of me!

Well, except when I don't want her to."

 "What?!  I'm not stunning too??"

 "Don't ask me, I'm busy sleeping!"

Star says, "Harrumph!  I hide out.  I did not want to have the flashy thing last night.  Maybe later.

PS  the new stuff is already in this section.  muahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Mom Off to See Ner-Neur- Some Kind of Doctor

 "First off, it was not my fault that the computer did wonky

things and made beepy noises this morning.  I thought I was supossed to play with it!!  Why else is it called a mouse?!"

"Does this mean I can go back to sleep now?"

Star says, "Mom is going to see the neurologist & take in her appeal for SSD today so I thought this would be a good graphic to put up; even if it's not one based on me."