Saturday, July 30, 2011

Thomas, the Laptop & the Mammogram...

Sir Thomas of Snuggle has been MIA for 3 weeks today.

 "I knew mom was having trouble with the laptop."

 "And Star was busy teaching important Ninja Skills to Audrey."

 "So I figured I'd take on the job of laying on
mom's hand so she'd get off of the 'puter."

"We actually have a whole Breast Cancer section but the best news is that mom's mammogram was normal this year!!  WHOOT!!  This means that she doesn't have to go back for a dumb ole' ultrasound.  What??  ::blush:: I know IT'S important to have one if you need one.  But it meant mom forgot to get us new treats last year!!!" - Zaphoid

Friday, July 29, 2011

Just Bouncing Through!!

 "Well, it's not me!!  It's hot again so I'm sleeping in the basin.  Besides which, it squishes Pernicious  Fleas!!"

 "It's not me either, although I can make you give me gooshy food with the power of my laser eyes!  bwahahahahahahahahaha!"

 "'cuse me.  I'm sleeping.  I got allll worn from... from... ::sigh::  okay, I'll admit it, I've started bounding & bouncing instead of
running like all of the other cats.  Jen also calls me a meercat because I can stand up so well on my back legs.  ::rolls eyes::"

 "As you can see, I have been teaching my young padawan,
Audrey, the ways of the Ninja Kitty.  I must say that I had
quite a chuckle though when dad asked mom how much
longer Audrey would need to be on a leash.  Mom looked
at him and said (which she'd done before ::kitty giggle::)
"Always!!  I promised that she would be an inside cat before
we got her."  Silly ole' daddy!!  In fact, the rest of us haven't
been going out as much either and mom has never ever let
us stay out at night (as if she had anything to say about it)!"

"Everycat around here is short of energy.  Seriously.
Don't get between them & their caffeine.  We really 
don't want to have to... well, let's just say that our claws
are in prime condition and leave it at that, shall we?"

PS Thomas is still MIA
PPS Mom is still sick
PPPS Mom lost all of her AI files with the shop graphics when her laptop fubared.  ::sigh::  She still looking for a backup copy.  Cross your paws!!  If mom has had you email in the past, please please email her!!  And don't forget to check out our shop!  Our vet bills in the last couple of months have totaled over $500 and we're still having problems with Pernicious Fleas.  meh.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Mom's been sick all weekend...

 "So Zaphoid and I are making sure that the Feeders know
when the food bowls & water fountain need to be filled.
No, really!  That's what we're doing!!"

 "I'm just hanging out on the piano because of the Horde of
Pernicious Fleas.  ::sigh::  Even with the Evile Pernicious Flea
stuff our Feeders put on us they're still here.  ::narrows eyes::
Mom says it's because of the heat.  Bad heat!  No biscuit!!"

"I'm helping mom feel better by playing with my hair bands!  I make sure not to eat them.  Mom is so grateful for my foster mom & her private rescue!!  Without them she wouldn't have ME!!  I think everycat should go over there and see if your next furfriend is there waiting for your place to be their Forever Home and/or to pass on some green papers (or coupons or or or) to help pay for the fantastic work they do to take care of all of us who need/ed help.  Mom told me last night that the next Horde member we get will come from daily dose of dogs (aka cats with your coffee)!!  It won't be for awhile because even if Sir Thomas of Snuggle comes home we have the perfect number right now but Zaphoid is getting a wee bit old.  We all hope there will be a black kitty or a Siamese kitty there when we are ready to adopt again!!  Black cats & orientals are the BEST!!"

"Uh-oh!!  Where did my hair-band go?!?  It's green and one of my favorites!!  Maybe mom put it back in the bathroom where I play grab the hair bands out of mom's hand and then put them around and around the legs of the stool.  It's lots of fun!!  Oh yeah, mom is still coughing.  She told us she has allergies & a summer cold."