Fashionable Friday

Zaphy here!!  I'm going to go with my younger mom when she gets her Senior pictures made!!  I've got to start practicing my posing so that I look my very best.

PS mom is helping me train to sit calmly for a long time in one position with greenies!!! nomnomnom

oooooh a 1L Sigg bottle ooooooh

PPSS Tanis' mom says that he is eating better!!

Tired Thursday: A Beginners Course in Napping...

"Thank you for joining me for Tired Thursday where we will learn

the best way to nap following Sink Exercises with Mister Kitten.

Obviously, the first thing you need to do is to nap in the sink.

For those students who are afraid of the sink or 

who are not allowed on the counter, 

you may skip this step and eat some extra food."

 "When you first get out of the sink you may find yourself

being slightly unsteady because of exercising so hard.

Because of this you should sleep using the buddy system.

(If you don't have another cat in the house, you may substitute a dog,

Feeder, pillow, or favorite toy.  As you can see, the first nap

after exercising can still give you problems even with a buddy!!

"Because of this, you may find it beneficial to find a new buddy

or a new site to have your nap.  This is fine since you need

to take at least five or six... or seven or eight or... 

mmmm napppp.  What was I saying???  Oh yes.  

This is much easier if you live in a multicat household like 

the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde."

"Of course, if you have a preferred napping partner,

it is purrrrfectly acceptable to nap with them exclusively.

This is called monogomousnapping.

If you monogomousnap, see about getting matching collars."

 "Make sure not to leave your Feeder out when you nap.

It is imperative that you nap on them... 

prefurrably on more than appendage.

Time it just as they need that appendage."

"This concludes today's lesson.  Thank you for joining us

for Tired Thursday: A Beginners Course in Napping

Following Vigorous Exercise with Mister Kitten.

Please join us whenever we decide to have another lesson,

I  can't tell you when or what, I have to take this call."

mmmmmm organic cotton t-shirt... whoot!!

Sink Exercises with Mister Kitten...

Good morning!  Welcome to Sink Exercises with Mister Kitten!!

Now, everyone get into your favorite sink.  Good... good...

Okay now there... someone help that kitten up onto the counter!

Is everycat ready??  Excellent!  Let's begin by warming up with

a loud yawn followed by a deep purr.  Make those purrs deeper!

Now, everycat lean your head over to my left and look cute.

Make sure that you keep as much of your body in the sink as possible.

What's that?  No... no... it's purrfectly acceptable to let your whiskers over, even onto the counter for those of you with long whiskers.

Bring your head up slightly, pitch one ear forward

and one ear back.  It doesn't matter which one, Nikita.

Hmmm?  Quite right Henry, one can also cock just one ear

and leave the other in its normal position.

Your eyes should slant downward so that you look shy.

This will be particularly easy for those of Oriental descent.

For our third exercise we will do a combo.

Everycat should keep their body in the same position throughout.

Look to my left & down with your head with your ears in up position.

Let just a wee bit of your right forepaw show on the edge of the sink

but let the left forepaw come completely out and touch the counter.

Begin bringing your head back toward your forepaws.

Keep your nose tilted toward the floor so that your Feeders

will think that you are sweet.  They just can't resist sweet!!

Finish up by stretching our as though you were

going to touch the counter with your nose.

See how the body is kept the same?

The big key is to keep purring as loudly as you can

the entire time you do this exercise!!  Hmmm?

Yes, if you have an inaudible purr it is purrfectly acceptable

to make whatever sounds your Feeder associates

with you and the innate adorableness of Felines.

This concludes this session of Sink Exercises with Mister Kitten.

I would like to thank everycat who tuned in and

purrticipated with us today!  Just remember,

If your Feeders aren't using it,

It Belongs to The Cat(s)!¹

Everycat must always keep up their cuteness exercises!!

¹  Items belonging to humans which are being used by humans also belong to cat(s).